HSS LIVE

[crossmyheartandhope]

Who: HSS and YOU
When: Day 16, morning
What: That help desk wasn't there before, was it?

[Bright and early, there's a makeshift help desk in the hotel lobby. It is very professional, as long as your idea of professional involves a few tables stolen from the dining area having been pushed together and covered with a sheet to serve as a tablecloth.]

[The sign on top says "HEART SOLDIER SERVICES" in big black block print. Below it, in slightly smaller print, it says, "For any and all general purpose tasks you need help with, rent a Heart Soldier to help out!!"]

Comments

[neigh_sayer]

They just don't understand true art~! Heathens, really.

So now. . .you're not gonna let me through without doing your helper thing, huh?

[crossmyheartandhope]

I mean, your call. But if you want a hand with something, it's easy points on your end.

[neigh_sayer]

. . .

[sigh!!!]

Give me a piggyback ride to the kitchen!

[crossmyheartandhope]

[Hops down off the table and goes down on one knee.

Climb on, dude.

[neigh_sayer]

[JUMPS ON yes good, an deficient use of labor]

[crossmyheartandhope]

Hold on tight!

[Straightening up and holding onto C's legs so he doesn't slide off... and he takes off for the kitchen at a dead-on sprint.]

[neigh_sayer]

[wait why are we running WHEEZE. holds on tight!!]

This is a bit reckless--!

[crossmyheartandhope]

This is the right amount of reckless.

[Taking a corner without even slowing!]

[neigh_sayer]

[many regrets]

[but laughing]

Ahaha! This would be the dumbest way to die!!

[crossmyheartandhope]

Aww, c'mon. Have a little faith.

[neigh_sayer]

I'd say God is dead but actually they are on Zrael apparently. . . [clings]

[crossmyheartandhope]

Zrael has someone named God?

[Lucky you, we have hit the dining area. Plainly this means it's time to not slow down at all while dodging through these benches and chairs.]

[neigh_sayer]

[W H Y]

Yup yup! They can stay there, too.

[zrael is too powerful]

[crossmyheartandhope]

[Annnnd skidding to a stop in the kitchen.]

Here you go, dude. End of the line!

[neigh_sayer]

[s-slides off his back]

Hooraaaaay. Well, that was certainly more excitement than I expected this morning.

[crossmyheartandhope]

One way to wake up without coffee, right?

[neigh_sayer]

And less expensive!

Well, thanks. Good luck with the rest of your hero service. . .but maybe slow down a bit, kay?

[crossmyheartandhope]

No promises.

Catch you later, dude.