Bartending live

[noteablekiller]

Who: You
Where: The lobby
When: Day 87

[Codex is on camera, speaking to everyone from the lobby, it's obvious he's arranged chairs and set out glasses to facilitate some bar tending]

Did anyone receive fanmail they'd like to respond to? If so, come down to the lobby and use BARiTONES live, we'll be providing free drinks for anyone responding publicly to their mail.

Think of this as a way to encourage the sort of audience engagement you're interested in. I realize fanmail is often... invasive, but I'm sure most of you have fans you wouldn't mind hearing from again.


[You are free to assume you already got a drink from Codex and are sitting down to address mail, or to top level a comment to Codex and he'll respond!]

Comments

[shutthefoxup]

Her name is Volleyball-chan and you will do well to remember it.

[tradesecret]

My humblest apologies, Daddy. I didn't mean to call your mistress instead of your wife!

[shutthefoxup]

But which mistress? Which-stress?

[tradesecret]

Ah, so she's just one of many in the sports equipment room basket to you? That's so tragic!

[shutthefoxup]

I am, afterall, a........."player".

[tradesecret]

[ dramatic gasp ]

Wilson-san is one of my dearest, most precious friends! Had I known that this was your true character, I never would have setter up with you!

[shutthefoxup]

[WHEEZING]

[tradesecret]

[ Tears are welling in her eyes and there's a tremble in her voice ]

She's dying, you know? There's only so many digs she can take. I should tell her to dump you double quick!

[shutthefoxup]

Oh my God, Yvette, I can't....[WHEEZE]

[tradesecret]

There, there.

[ standing up to pat his head ]

[shutthefoxup]

That was so bad!

[tradesecret]

Meanie! I really committed to my role!

[shutthefoxup]

The acting was great....the jokes were awful.

[tradesecret]

The split second you called yourself a "player," you doomed the entire scene.

[shutthefoxup]

Ah well, worth it.

[tradesecret]

Nice work, Daddy.

[shutthefoxup]

Thanks, Baby.

[tradesecret]

Baby? For serious?

[shutthefoxup]

[Wiggles thick eyebrows for extra ridiculous points]

[tradesecret]

[ swooning dramatically, falling back on the couch as she laughs ]

[shutthefoxup]

Oh no, there goes another one.

[tradesecret]

Pfft. Well, don't try playing with me like the others. I'm way more than you can handle.