Bartending live

[noteablekiller]

Who: You
Where: The lobby
When: Day 87

[Codex is on camera, speaking to everyone from the lobby, it's obvious he's arranged chairs and set out glasses to facilitate some bar tending]

Did anyone receive fanmail they'd like to respond to? If so, come down to the lobby and use BARiTONES live, we'll be providing free drinks for anyone responding publicly to their mail.

Think of this as a way to encourage the sort of audience engagement you're interested in. I realize fanmail is often... invasive, but I'm sure most of you have fans you wouldn't mind hearing from again.


[You are free to assume you already got a drink from Codex and are sitting down to address mail, or to top level a comment to Codex and he'll respond!]

Comments

[theyregooddogs]

Gets me alpacas and severed legs.

[purrrnicious]

What? Why do people keep talking to me about severed limbs today? What's wrong with all of you?

[theyregooddogs]

Because roughly ten of us ended up with human parts in our fan mail one time. It stays with you.

[purrrnicious]

[UM. GROSS.]

Seriously? Wow, okay, so why do we accept mail from the "audience" again? Joker's bonfire idea kind of seems like it should be our go-to.

[theyregooddogs]

Have to pick it up to throw it in. Also, comes whether we do anything or not, so it's not really an option.

[purrrnicious]

Or we sucker someone into being the janitor.

[theyregooddogs]

Pay might be a better word to use . . .

[purrrnicious]

Nah, I think I like my word better.

[theyregooddogs]

Good luck finding anyone to take up the job, then. Horrible fan mail continues.

[purrrnicious]

You don't tell them that's the job title. Haven't you ever duped anyone before? Really.

[theyregooddogs]

No, haven't really needed to con someone for anything. Tend to take care of things on my own. It's faster, even easier, at times.