Bartending live

[noteablekiller]

Who: You
Where: The lobby
When: Day 87

[Codex is on camera, speaking to everyone from the lobby, it's obvious he's arranged chairs and set out glasses to facilitate some bar tending]

Did anyone receive fanmail they'd like to respond to? If so, come down to the lobby and use BARiTONES live, we'll be providing free drinks for anyone responding publicly to their mail.

Think of this as a way to encourage the sort of audience engagement you're interested in. I realize fanmail is often... invasive, but I'm sure most of you have fans you wouldn't mind hearing from again.


[You are free to assume you already got a drink from Codex and are sitting down to address mail, or to top level a comment to Codex and he'll respond!]

Comments

[tradesecret]

Hello~ To the very talented artist who drew our entii~iire unit auctioning off our bodies for carnal pleasure, thank you for your hard work! The art was beautiful! You have my deepest, eternal gratitude for making my rear end and chest look great. But ah, more importantly...

[ She leans into the camera, biting her lower lip slightly, fidgeting and blushing in what looks like a textbook illustration of embarrassment, just in case there really are people who are into that ]

If you ever feel inclined to draw any of the men in our unit sleeping with eachother, I wholeheartedly encourage it. Please. P L E A S E. Help a girl out.

[syckophant]

Miss Yvette! I never took you for that sort of girl, haha!

[He doesn't seem put out by it in the least. He thinks he understands somewhat, but he isn't going to come to any conclusions about her just yet.]

I don't know if we've quite got enough chemistry going on inside of our unit to titillate the viewers just yet, however they might be interested in some of the ways we interact with others...

Especially after that last game; with LiliS surprisingly protecting us, or our choice to protect avante~

What do you think? Something could certainly come of that.

[tradesecret]

Oh no, oh no... I've been found out! Please forgive me, I didn't think I was that sort of girl either, but that doujinshi opened me up to a whole new world...

Surely there are others out there who understand... my heart feels so tight thinking about what you might do to cute boys on either one of those units.

[ her eyes are sparkling, she's so overcome she might cry ]

[syckophant]

[He laughs again... a little lower. Yes, the things he might do to the cute boys on LiliS or avante... He can think of a few things. Maybe not the sort of things she's imagining.]

Mmmh~ Well, if you are so aflutter at the thought, one can only imagine the way the viewers must think.

[WINKS.]

I wonder how much what you imagine would be in line with what I would actually do, if I could only corner them~

[tradesecret]

[ there a stage whisper to him, though her eyes are fixed on the camera ]

Maybe the part on page 13... or even page 25...

[syckophant]

Oh... you know, I don't think I've actually read it yet. Perhaps you could show me what you mean sometime~

[What is he setting up with that line??? Even Eichi isn't sure right now. ]

[tradesecret]

[ if he's setting something up with her, she seems oblivious to it. Helpfully, or unhelpfully, she produces the aforementioned masterpiece of fanwork, and presents it to him. ]

[syckophant]

[Super helpful, actually! You would think Eichi's delicate sensibilities would be unable to handle such graphic depictions..... of himself.... BUT NO. This is about what he'd expected.]

Mhhh, how degrading~

A shame for our fans, or perhaps this one in particular, that I'm not much for 'catching'. And yet, the creativity must be admired!

[tradesecret]

[ at the camera, super excited about this development ]

"Pitching" is great too, don't you think? A beautiful young man who looks like an herbivorous angel, but the truth is, he's a carnivore~