COMING TO YOU LIVE

[neigh_sayer]

Who: E V E R Y O N E
When: Noon, Day 15
What: IT'S BATTLE ROYALE!!!!! ....................IN A WAY

[after folks return back to their dorms from their grafitti adventures, every team will have an invite/poster that has been slide under their door. "MEET IN THE BIG PARK AT NOON IF YOU WANT A GOOD TIME ♥" It is decorated with copious amounts of glitter. And if that's not weird enough, for some reason, a loooooot of chairs and tables from the lobby are missing. Have they been dragged out. Weird.

BUT WHO CARES ABOUT THAT, because 5 minutes before Noon, C hits the live App. All he says is:.]

It's tiiiiime. Everybody who's somebody get the park ASAP! Only you can save him!

[before it cuts off.

And at the center of the park, is, well:

B is sitting atop a THROWN OF CHAIRS that are somehow not falling despite being stacked so high, and also surrounded by tables in a shoddy attempt at a barrier. he is also wearing this cute dress. There are also a bunch of crystals everywhere??? Did C chip them off from their dorm? Maybe who knows. MORE IMPORTANTLY, there's a bunch of other shit in boxes too: Foam pool toys of all kinds of shapes, snacks from C's snack horde, and....mustaches? Yes. C is just standing at the base of the table barrier cackling like mad and also setting off way too many smokebombs]

WELCOME ONE AND ALL! It's time for the greatest battle this city has ever seen! [POINTS UP AT B] The Beautiful B has been kidnapped! He awaits his prince and/or princess in not-so-shining armor! Because if no one can reach him in time, his hand will go to the evilly cunning, handsomely horrible. . .

[SMOKEBOMB: note the following picture may not be entirely accurate to the actual poster being presented:]

INTENSITY!!!

Who will save him?! There can only be one, so you'll have to fight among yourselves for the honor! Win with your skills, your wits, and. . .your Lives! I've got everything set up for you. Feel free to bring your own props, of course! And of course, I'll be offering helpful fortunes to lead you all to victory. Completely unbiased, of course.

Now go at it! Who is the most devoted, who will win the prize of the beautiful boy with the mischievous eyes?! .....................alternatively you'll get an entire meal for your team, on me.

Neeheehee, let the battle royale. . .BEGIN!!!

Oh also, if you're gonna compete, you gotta wear a mustache. That's how you know who to attack!

((OOC: this post is basically an excuse for a MASS LIVE for anyone who wants in! Tag around with each other, attack each other using both the props he's provided and your own, or do something else it's all cool. If anyone gets FOR REALS violent he will intervene with comedy.

AFTER ALL IS SAID AND DONE C will announce the winner of the battle royale tomorrow night!!! or thursday!! WHENEVER I REMEMBER. have at.))

Comments

FASHIONABLY LATE TO THE PARTY

[criminaljustice]

[one moment there was a table in the way, the next--it's busted and a fancy thief is parkouring his way over to the damsel!]

Normally, I think there'd be a calling card or something, but it's a bit late to go back to get pen and paper from Taisho.

[WHO WILL INTERVENE?]

[liarliarliar]

[HOLY SHIT YES THIS IS MY FANTASY]

[criminaljustice]

Hope you weren't waiting too long, Beautiful B.

[liarliarliar]

The wait is well worth it if at the end you're what comes, Mr. Thief.

[neigh_sayer]

[. . .]

[I'M HAVING A FEELING AND I'M NOT SURE WHY]

[neigh_sayer]

[OH WELL SHAKE IT OFF]

THIEF! How dare you try to steal the princess!!

[criminaljustice]

Easily and without delay.

Just try and stop me.

[rollplayinghouse]

[Maki is in fact returning from Taisho with pen and paper for love letter battle reasons RIGHT AT THIS MOMENT.

She seems happy enough to watch him jump up tables without trying to interrupt though]

[criminaljustice]

[waves back to her when he spots her :D!]

Re: FASHIONABLY LATE TO THE PARTY

[awakenerd]

Oh, a new challenger. Go team.

Re: FASHIONABLY LATE TO THE PARTY

[criminaljustice]

This a team up or a challenge?

[columbidaring]

Oh, wow.

[criminaljustice]

[HOPE YOU WANTED THAT WINK OF ACKNOWLEDGEMENT, E.]

Re: FASHIONABLY LATE TO THE PARTY

[dragonheartedgirl]

[ EXCUSE?! ]

You think you can just show up late and steal him away?!

[ twisting around to block him with the broad side of her sword ]

Re: FASHIONABLY LATE TO THE PARTY

[criminaljustice]

[SKIDS TO A HALT, arms pinwheeling a bit as his momentum almost has him going into the sword.

recovers his cool pretty quick, though, smirking.]

That's exactly what I think, actually.

Re: FASHIONABLY LATE TO THE PARTY

[hashtagaesthetic]

[shit. hot.] Damn you're so cool right now.

Re: FASHIONABLY LATE TO THE PARTY

[criminaljustice]

Flattery will get you everywhere, Shuten.

[afailedmurder]

[YOU'D BETTER BELIEVE A'S GOING TO INTERVENE. Leaping into the fray with a foam sword.]

Halt, thief!

[criminaljustice]

[WHY EVERYONE GOTTA]

Wow, rude. It's phantom thief.

Re: FASHIONABLY LATE TO THE PARTY

[grandschemed]

[ JOINING THE CHEERING ON PARTY ]

Nice digs, hero.

Re: FASHIONABLY LATE TO THE PARTY

[criminaljustice]

Phantom thief, please.

Re: FASHIONABLY LATE TO THE PARTY

[bluemoonlight]

[appearing with Hiryuu, probably. Holding a shield with a kaomoji on it.]

Stop.

Re: FASHIONABLY LATE TO THE PARTY

[criminaljustice]

[stops mostly because of Hiryuu's sword, so...]

Nah.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[Attempting to shoot him in the back (with a glitter gun courtesy of C).





Fucking show-off]

[criminaljustice]

[YOU ONLY MAKE HIM THAT MUCH MORE FABULOUS, THO?]