COMING TO YOU LIVE

[neigh_sayer]

Who: E V E R Y O N E
When: Noon, Day 15
What: IT'S BATTLE ROYALE!!!!! ....................IN A WAY

[after folks return back to their dorms from their grafitti adventures, every team will have an invite/poster that has been slide under their door. "MEET IN THE BIG PARK AT NOON IF YOU WANT A GOOD TIME ♥" It is decorated with copious amounts of glitter. And if that's not weird enough, for some reason, a loooooot of chairs and tables from the lobby are missing. Have they been dragged out. Weird.

BUT WHO CARES ABOUT THAT, because 5 minutes before Noon, C hits the live App. All he says is:.]

It's tiiiiime. Everybody who's somebody get the park ASAP! Only you can save him!

[before it cuts off.

And at the center of the park, is, well:

B is sitting atop a THROWN OF CHAIRS that are somehow not falling despite being stacked so high, and also surrounded by tables in a shoddy attempt at a barrier. he is also wearing this cute dress. There are also a bunch of crystals everywhere??? Did C chip them off from their dorm? Maybe who knows. MORE IMPORTANTLY, there's a bunch of other shit in boxes too: Foam pool toys of all kinds of shapes, snacks from C's snack horde, and....mustaches? Yes. C is just standing at the base of the table barrier cackling like mad and also setting off way too many smokebombs]

WELCOME ONE AND ALL! It's time for the greatest battle this city has ever seen! [POINTS UP AT B] The Beautiful B has been kidnapped! He awaits his prince and/or princess in not-so-shining armor! Because if no one can reach him in time, his hand will go to the evilly cunning, handsomely horrible. . .

[SMOKEBOMB: note the following picture may not be entirely accurate to the actual poster being presented:]

INTENSITY!!!

Who will save him?! There can only be one, so you'll have to fight among yourselves for the honor! Win with your skills, your wits, and. . .your Lives! I've got everything set up for you. Feel free to bring your own props, of course! And of course, I'll be offering helpful fortunes to lead you all to victory. Completely unbiased, of course.

Now go at it! Who is the most devoted, who will win the prize of the beautiful boy with the mischievous eyes?! .....................alternatively you'll get an entire meal for your team, on me.

Neeheehee, let the battle royale. . .BEGIN!!!

Oh also, if you're gonna compete, you gotta wear a mustache. That's how you know who to attack!

((OOC: this post is basically an excuse for a MASS LIVE for anyone who wants in! Tag around with each other, attack each other using both the props he's provided and your own, or do something else it's all cool. If anyone gets FOR REALS violent he will intervene with comedy.

AFTER ALL IS SAID AND DONE C will announce the winner of the battle royale tomorrow night!!! or thursday!! WHENEVER I REMEMBER. have at.))

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[bluescreenwhitedragon]

You'll never stand a chance against---

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[Pointing at the Heart Weapon]

What the fuck is that?

[dragonheartedgirl]

This is my Heart Weapon.

[ she demonstrates how strong it can be by picturing one of the producers and bringing it down a rock

Splitting it cleanly in two. ]

So I hear from C that you won't listen to B's boundaries.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[He has a pellet gun. Hmmmmm.

Ooooooooh boy. Here we go]

It's not like B is special. I don't listen to anyone's boundaries.

[dragonheartedgirl]

I see. In that case, that makes you an enemy to everyone.

[ beating him up for B's sake is just a benefit. She settles into a fighting stance, holding her sword higher. It actually looks like she might know what she's doing. ]

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Going to rid the kingdom of me, Your Majesty?

[dragonheartedgirl]

[ I mean




Look as much as she would sort of like to, C has forbidden her from doing a real violence and also she is unsure, even as much as she dislikes Intensity, that she could ever go THAT far. Yet. However! That doesn't mean she can't play with this something. ]

I was thinking more along the lines of a trip to a dungeon.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

You'd have to catch me first.

[dragonheartedgirl]

[ kaiba you're a giant NERD and a CEO who plays card games; she's a princess on the lam who's spent the last year of her life getting swol and living in the mountains you seriously think you can outrun or outclimb her? ] ... Should I give you a head start so it's less humiliating for you?

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[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[Absolutely not, but he'd rather die than admit to it.

Brandishing his modified (thanks, C) toy pellet gun in the most threatening way possible when it's obviously made out of cheap plastic]

Who said I was running?

Come and get me, Your Majesty.

[dragonheartedgirl]

As you like!

[ She drops her body into an aggressive stance and moves her sword into a ready position before darting forward.

She's surprisingly fast. ]

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[Intensity doesn't even attempt to dodge. He waits until she's covered about half the distance between them and fires, aiming specifically for her sword.

SPOILER. The gun shoots glitter.]

[dragonheartedgirl]

[ MOTHER FUCKER. NOW SHE'S REALLY ANGRY ]

YOU STUPID BRAT! I JUST GOT MOST OF THAT GLITTER OUT!

[ now shes gonna be covered in it again. UGH she's attacking not him but his gun. Gonna disarm this fool. ]

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[HOLY FUCK C was right. C was actually fucking right. Bless C.

Intensity bursts out laughing, holding the gun high above his head at maximum tall asshole reach. Is she going to take a swipe at it?]

But Your Highness! Sparkles suit you so well.

[dragonheartedgirl]

[ yeah, but did he also tell kaiba that if he lifted his arms like that leaving himself wide open to an attack, she would switch her aim to take advantage of it?

So, no, she is not going for the gun, but instead ducking low and darting in, fast holding her sword broadside facing him to use it as a clothesline/battering ram against his lower body, specifically aimed to go after his center of balance.

Unless he's much faster than she gave him credit for,then at the very least, it ought to wind him if not knock him down. ]

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[No, he is definitely not faster than Hiryuu or her magical Heart weapon.

With an OOF, he goes falling down like a sack of potatoes]

[dragonheartedgirl]

[ TIME TO WRESTLE FOR THAT GD GLITTER GUN ]

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[Then he's going to go for her Heart Weapon.

What does happen when someone else touches your Heart Weapon?]

BELATED but I finally got an answer...

[dragonheartedgirl]

[ Hiryuu's Heart Weapon pulses in his hand, as though it was beating and the metal begins to heat up, fast, becoming unbearably hot. if he insists on touching it, it's going to burn him--straight through any gloves he might be wearing. ]

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[Well shit---

Not only has he lost his grip on the glitter gun, but as soon as her weapon warms enough that he knows it's not going to stop until it scalds him, he lets go of that, too. He shoves at Hiryuu with both (now free) hands to get her off him]

The fuck---!?

[dragonheartedgirl]

[ well, she does fall back and off him, with both weapons in her grip now ]

Wah!

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[Rubbing his palm with his fingertips. It's tender but not burnt]

Nice toy you have there.

Too good for cardboard like the rest of us commoners?

[dragonheartedgirl]

It's my ability. Why wouldn't I use it?

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Touche. You got me there.

[dragonheartedgirl]

[ Gets to her feet and levels the glitter gun at his face, holding the sword at ready by her side. ]

So. Ready to surrender yet?