All mingles all the time

[crossmyheartandhope]

Who: Whoever
When: Day 14, evening
What: Whatever happens to be going down

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[awakenerd]

[Walking in innocently, maybe looking at his phone so when he reaches for the sink it's... startling.]

Gah!

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[Oh? Did they also get a newb?

Looking up Phoenix on his phone]

[awakenerd]

[Seems like a normal boy. He's just staring at the monstrosity now.]

What in the world...?

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

["Voted 'Most Likely To Annex A Neighboring Nation.'" Interesting. Puts his phone away]

Problem?

[awakenerd]

[Look. Things happened.]

Uh...

[Oh guy he hasn't met. He's skirting the sink and going to fetch his Nutritionally Balanced Food Item from the fridge.]

Aside from our sink turning into a cursed item?

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Cursed? Nonsense. It adds character.

All the other units are going to be terribly jealous.

[awakenerd]

Nope. No. I really think "jealous" is the wrong word.

[He sits across from him!]

Not to accuse a guy I just met but you kinda seem to know something about this.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

I might know a little.

[awakenerd]

Uh-huh. Well first thing's first, I'm Phoenix. You?

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Intensity.

[awakenerd]

Nice to meet you, Intensity.

So uh, can you tell me the story of how that happened?

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Not going to lie, I'm a little disappointed my reputation doesn't proceed me. Obviously I'm not trying hard enough.

[awakenerd]

Oh you've been mentioned.

[He says it mildly.]

I didn't realize the reputation was on purpose though.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Of course it's on purpose.

Joker and I have a friendly competition going on. He escalated, so I've done the same.

I'd hate to disappoint him.

[awakenerd]

I see. So the next step is... Cursing our kitchen sink?

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Cursing? Please. This is a definite upgrade. Now you stand out more.

[awakenerd]

No, that is distinctly, definitely, without a doubt a cursed item. I mean, I guess in that respect it does also stand out.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

I could make it an actual cursed item. If you really wanted one.

[awakenerd]

What, really?

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Sure. Just buy me an alarm clock.

[awakenerd]

I absolutely, one hundred percent, do not want a cursed alarm clock. Maybe something more harmless?

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

No. The alarm clock is for your sink.

... But I guess it still would be an alarm clock.

[awakenerd]

I don't want an alarm-driven cursed sink.

Anyway how did you even do this?

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Magic.

No, wait.

Science.

[awakenerd]

Okay so one of your team's abilities, I guess? Or you spent a lot of points buying us a cursed sink. Which would be... Some kind of creepy. Or sweet? Creepy sweet?