the doctor is IN

[foolmetwice]

Who: Mars and YOU
Where: hotel lobby
When: day 80, morning

[good morning, idols! today Mars has set up a little booth with the following sign hanging out front:]

Are you a person in need? Do you want help? Do you ALSO want points? Come here for free (FREE!!!) advice from an advice pro.

Insert question, receive a genuinely helpful response**, free of charge. Win-win-win scenario!!

** Quality of advice may vary, not responsible for any unintended and less than satisfactory consequences that may stem from acting on said advice.

[WELL, ANYWAY]

[Mars sits with his feet propped on the booth smoking a cigarette, watching as people pass by. he's dressed like a Taisho today in outfit number 5 with his henshin belt around his waist]

Comments

[rollwithdisadvantage]

You've surprised me before. Whose to say you won't do it again?

[foolmetwice]

[soft snort]

The answer to your question is "no one." I'm not super interested right now, thanks.

[rollwithdisadvantage]

Then will just have to go with do you know how to play blackjack?

[foolmetwice]

[. . .]

Nope. I sure don't.

[rollwithdisadvantage]

If I had a deck of cards, I'd teach you. Alas.

Alright. Let me ask a more interesting question. Or more interesting in terms of advice.

How do you rally the people here to work together?

[foolmetwice]

[um]

[shit]

[he is absolutely the wrong person to give advice on this point]

Giiiive them incentives?

[rollwithdisadvantage]

[Now that is a priceless expression.]

What kind of incentives?

[foolmetwice]

Food?

[yeah, like that'd work]

Points?

[rollwithdisadvantage]

[He can't help but laugh.]

You know your first idea has some merit. Very small merit.

[foolmetwice]

[points to the part of the sign that says Quality of advice may vary]