the doctor is IN

[foolmetwice]

Who: Mars and YOU
Where: hotel lobby
When: day 80, morning

[good morning, idols! today Mars has set up a little booth with the following sign hanging out front:]

Are you a person in need? Do you want help? Do you ALSO want points? Come here for free (FREE!!!) advice from an advice pro.

Insert question, receive a genuinely helpful response**, free of charge. Win-win-win scenario!!

** Quality of advice may vary, not responsible for any unintended and less than satisfactory consequences that may stem from acting on said advice.

[WELL, ANYWAY]

[Mars sits with his feet propped on the booth smoking a cigarette, watching as people pass by. he's dressed like a Taisho today in outfit number 5 with his henshin belt around his waist]

Comments

[afailedmurder]

...That was supposed to be the easiest possible question...

[foolmetwice]

[SLIGHTLY FLUSTERED GRUMP]

[and he jabs a finger to the part of his sign that states Quality of advice may vary]

[afailedmurder]

[pulls out his tiny A briefcase, grows it to normal size, and pulls out a notebook, jotting down a few of the coffees he remembers Joker making, which he tears out and hands to Mars]

You look as though you've failed a pop quiz, so I'll give you this study sheet.

[foolmetwice]

[his grouchiness fades as he tentatively takes the list from A, blinking at it blearily]

-- huh? For me?

[a beat]

Why?

[afailedmurder]

Why not? One would have to be tremendously petty to come between a man and his caffeination.

[foolmetwice]

[. . . pffffft]

Thanks? I think.

[folding the list and tucking it away into a pocket]

The only things I know about coffee are what Ha-- Prim, and Joker, have taught me here.