the doctor is IN

[foolmetwice]

Who: Mars and YOU
Where: hotel lobby
When: day 80, morning

[good morning, idols! today Mars has set up a little booth with the following sign hanging out front:]

Are you a person in need? Do you want help? Do you ALSO want points? Come here for free (FREE!!!) advice from an advice pro.

Insert question, receive a genuinely helpful response**, free of charge. Win-win-win scenario!!

** Quality of advice may vary, not responsible for any unintended and less than satisfactory consequences that may stem from acting on said advice.

[WELL, ANYWAY]

[Mars sits with his feet propped on the booth smoking a cigarette, watching as people pass by. he's dressed like a Taisho today in outfit number 5 with his henshin belt around his waist]

Comments

[forgottenmercy]

I'm certain you can, ah, find a way to make yours distinctive.

[foolmetwice]

. . . I'll serve food at the next one. . .

[forgottenmercy]

To, ah, lure people into coming? And, ah, make it distinctive.

That should, ah, work...

[foolmetwice]

[nodnods]

Everybody loves free food.

[forgottenmercy]

Especially if it, ah, has flavor.

[foolmetwice]

Mmmyep.

[popping that p for emphasis]

[forgottenmercy]

Thank for the, ah, advice, and good luck with future advice-giving.

[foolmetwice]

Cool. Be on the lookout for a redux of Mars's super great advice giving booth in the future.

[forgottenmercy]

I, ah, will.