the doctor is IN

[foolmetwice]

Who: Mars and YOU
Where: hotel lobby
When: day 80, morning

[good morning, idols! today Mars has set up a little booth with the following sign hanging out front:]

Are you a person in need? Do you want help? Do you ALSO want points? Come here for free (FREE!!!) advice from an advice pro.

Insert question, receive a genuinely helpful response**, free of charge. Win-win-win scenario!!

** Quality of advice may vary, not responsible for any unintended and less than satisfactory consequences that may stem from acting on said advice.

[WELL, ANYWAY]

[Mars sits with his feet propped on the booth smoking a cigarette, watching as people pass by. he's dressed like a Taisho today in outfit number 5 with his henshin belt around his waist]

Comments

[carnivorouscarnival]

Hmmm, hmmm, hmmm. Is it really free? I'm treating you to the pleasure of my company.

[ Man☆Eater why are you like this ]

[foolmetwice]

[. . .]

[reaches out to flick Man Eater's forehead]

[carnivorouscarnival]

[ FLICKED, yet not deterred in the slightest ]

Gyahahaha! Always so prickly~. You should be honest with your feelings!

[foolmetwice]

I'm always honest about my feelings.

[LAUGH OUT LOUD]

[carnivorouscarnival]

Somehow, I'm not convinced.

[foolmetwice]

That sounds like a personal problem.

[carnivorouscarnival]

Yeah. Yours.

[foolmetwice]

How can it be fine when I'm perfectly content with how I am?

[carnivorouscarnival]

Just 'cause you don't recognize something doesn't mean it isn't there. There's a reason they say admitting a problem is the first step to recovery.

[foolmetwice]

. . . what, are you now a spokesperson for a twelve-step program?

[carnivorouscarnival]

I'm planning to steal your advice business out from under you.

[foolmetwice]

[unfazed]

As someone who totally can't claim that giving advice is a "monologue" or "staging a death?"

Good luck.