the doctor is IN

[foolmetwice]

Who: Mars and YOU
Where: hotel lobby
When: day 80, morning

[good morning, idols! today Mars has set up a little booth with the following sign hanging out front:]

Are you a person in need? Do you want help? Do you ALSO want points? Come here for free (FREE!!!) advice from an advice pro.

Insert question, receive a genuinely helpful response**, free of charge. Win-win-win scenario!!

** Quality of advice may vary, not responsible for any unintended and less than satisfactory consequences that may stem from acting on said advice.

[WELL, ANYWAY]

[Mars sits with his feet propped on the booth smoking a cigarette, watching as people pass by. he's dressed like a Taisho today in outfit number 5 with his henshin belt around his waist]

Comments

[foolmetwice]

Personal satisfaction?

[he doesn't know]

[crossmyheartandhope]

Well, you gonna gimme advice, or what?

[foolmetwice]

You have to ask a question, first.

[crossmyheartandhope]

Gimme advice on what kinda advice to ask for.

[foolmetwice]

Ask me for advice on what to wear today.

[crossmyheartandhope]

What should I wear today?

[foolmetwice]

What you're wearing now seems perfect to me.

[this is the lazy man's way out]

[crossmyheartandhope]

Thanks, dude. Dunno what I'd do without those two cents.

[foolmetwice]

Be extremely uncertain that you chose the right wardrobe to put on today?

[crossmyheartandhope]

My hero.

Gotta say, though, your heroics're gonna shoot up another level if you let me get in on this and let me give you some advice, too.

[foolmetwice]

Lay it on me. I'm all ears.

[crossmyheartandhope]

Thought this thing needed a question to work.

[foolmetwice]

Oh. Right.

[uh]

. . . what should I have for lunch?

[crossmyheartandhope]

Pizza.

[foolmetwice]

Perfect. Pizza it is.

[crossmyheartandhope]

You want delivery? Looks like you're gonna be stuck here a while.

[foolmetwice]

As long as you're buying? I'l take it.

[crossmyheartandhope]

You got it, dude. What's your toppings?

[Digging his phone out.]

[foolmetwice]

Pepperoni, sausage, red and green peppers, spicy mayonnaise--

[WHAT]

[crossmyheartandhope]

Dude, mayo?

[foolmetwice]

What? It's good.

[Japanese pizzas are weird]

[crossmyheartandhope]

Okay, but if we're going splitsies, the mayo's totally going on the side.

[foolmetwice]

Deal. So long as it's there.

[crossmyheartandhope]

Side of mayo, coming up.

[foolmetwice]

You're the best, Hurricane.