the doctor is IN

[foolmetwice]

Who: Mars and YOU
Where: hotel lobby
When: day 80, morning

[good morning, idols! today Mars has set up a little booth with the following sign hanging out front:]

Are you a person in need? Do you want help? Do you ALSO want points? Come here for free (FREE!!!) advice from an advice pro.

Insert question, receive a genuinely helpful response**, free of charge. Win-win-win scenario!!

** Quality of advice may vary, not responsible for any unintended and less than satisfactory consequences that may stem from acting on said advice.

[WELL, ANYWAY]

[Mars sits with his feet propped on the booth smoking a cigarette, watching as people pass by. he's dressed like a Taisho today in outfit number 5 with his henshin belt around his waist]

Comments

[foolmetwice]

Professionals in hell don't need permits.

[duh]

[constellationprize]

- Does that mean that you would need a permit in any other realm?

[foolmetwice]

I don't know. I'm not a lawyer. Of this realm, or any other.

[constellationprize]

Oh, well...

I'm a little worried about the demon summoning that happened a few weeks ago, so I was thinking about giving a monologue about how to do that safely... But there are a lot of topics to cover, so I'm not really sure where to start.

Maybe it would be better for my first Live to involve another topic? What do you think?

[foolmetwice]

. . . what other topics would you monologue about?

[constellationprize]

I don't know!

[foolmetwice]

Then just give a monologue about demon summoning. If you already have the material prepared, it'll be easier.

[constellationprize]

I don't really know where to start, though... Well -

It's something I can understand, but I don't want it to be confusing for anyone else...

[foolmetwice]

Just lay the steps out clearly. I doubt you'll confuse anyone that way.

[constellationprize]

Oh!

[ that makes, sense? ]

Thank you, Boss!

1/2

[foolmetwice]

[DEEP SIGH. . .]

[foolmetwice]

Mars.

My name is Mars.

[constellationprize]

Oh, I'm sorry. You look really similar, so I got confused.

Thank you for your help!

[foolmetwice]

I'm the one with the ponytail.

[reaches back to flick his stubby little ponytail]

If you need help telling us apart in the future.

[constellationprize]

Oh, are you growing your hair long?

[foolmetwice]

It was long when I arrived. I just refuse to cut it.

[constellationprize]

Wild City has a grooming Live, so someone there could help you if you wanted to have it cut!

[foolmetwice]

I'll keep that in mind if I ever do want to cut it.

Which will be never.