the doctor is IN

[foolmetwice]

Who: Mars and YOU
Where: hotel lobby
When: day 80, morning

[good morning, idols! today Mars has set up a little booth with the following sign hanging out front:]

Are you a person in need? Do you want help? Do you ALSO want points? Come here for free (FREE!!!) advice from an advice pro.

Insert question, receive a genuinely helpful response**, free of charge. Win-win-win scenario!!

** Quality of advice may vary, not responsible for any unintended and less than satisfactory consequences that may stem from acting on said advice.

[WELL, ANYWAY]

[Mars sits with his feet propped on the booth smoking a cigarette, watching as people pass by. he's dressed like a Taisho today in outfit number 5 with his henshin belt around his waist]

Comments

[foolmetwice]

[HE'S TERRIBLE]

[AWFUL]

[A BAD MARS]

[A VERY BAD MARS]

[leans forward to rest his chin on the table and just stare at her in return]

[nohalation]

[stares right back at him]

[foolmetwice]

[stares]

[nohalation]

[stares]

[foolmetwice]

[stares]

[it's happening again]

[nohalation]

[oh no]

[foolmetwice]

[oh yes]

[nohalation]

[this isnt gonna end until she comes up with a good question]

[foolmetwice]

[how long will it take for her to come up with a good question]

[nohalation]

[lol]

[foolmetwice]

[this is why we're best friends]

[nohalation]

[if u tell her she is a best friend, you’d be in big trouble]

[foolmetwice]

[PLEASE HE WOULD NEVER SAY THAT]

[nohalation]

[SECRETS GAM-]

[foolmetwice]

[gasp how did you know]

[nohalation]

[ppl gonna find out your marshmallow bits all mixed in those bitter coffee grounds]

[foolmetwice]

[THERE ARE NO MARSHMALLOW BITS]

[nohalation]

[you let me bloody your sleeve with my bleeding nose]

[foolmetwice]

[NOBODY SAID THIS WAS A SIGN OF MARSHMALLOW BITS!!]

[nohalation]

[]

[foolmetwice]

[]

[nohalation]

[]

[foolmetwice]

[EVENTUALLY]

[he breaks the staring contest]

[by reaching out and just patting her head

[nohalation]

[Suddenly, as if broken from a trance, the headpat instinctively makes her smile.]

[foolmetwice]

You're really weird.

[Mars is really rude]