LIVE!

[criminaljustice]

Who: some good and helpful BAD END=DEAD ENDers and other Imeejins
Where: hotel lobby
When: Day 66, evening after Plan Crazypants

[so anyway.

a Live alert goes off.

and there's Boss, setting fire to Future is Now's cursed couch. this is fine?

Boss seems to be dressed in a suit that's not quite the right fit and his Take No Prisoners t-shirt. maybe some of you even remember a certain portrait that he seems to eerily resemble?

he just smiles up at a camera and waves before going to lounge on a lobby couch near the flames. he hasn't slept much recently, so a nap is fine, right? it's fine.]

((ooc: Boss will be Sir Chilling In The Lobby while Jeva is at work. slow tags may occur until she is free from work. other Bad Enders will be helpers for other units that turn up))

Comments

[criminaljustice]

You can always make debate of it.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Low on points, Trash? This isn't a hand-out economy. Why do I get in return?

[criminaljustice]

I'm just gonna tell you this once: my name's Boss.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

What was that? I'm having a hard time remembering things.

Trash, you said?

[criminaljustice]

[... sighs.]

[criminaljustice]

[SO. UH.

5'9" DUDE PICKING UP STUPID TALL DUDE BY THE LAPEL ONE-HANDED IS GO.]

Strike three.

[AND CASUAL TOSS OF FiN MEMBER ACROSS THE ROOM.]

You're out.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[Wow.

WOW. Normally there is more foreplay before it gets to this but I guess Intensity probably doesn't remember that too well anyway so---

He hits the opposite wall with a thud, breath literally stolen from him as he connects and slides to the floor in a heap]

[criminaljustice]

[yeah, too bad for that swiss cheese brain.

anyway, Boss just striding right over to him, chill as fuck.]

Now. Care to make an experiment of it? How many times you can hit a wall like that.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[Watches him quietly as he approaches. Or well quietly as he can with the wind knocked out of him.]

A pointless experiment, cooked up by a fucking idiot that doesn't actually understand shit about the scientific method.

[criminaljustice]

[that gets another laugh and a clap of hands.]

Fair point. Science probably wasn't my strong point.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Feel better after your completely fucking unnecessary show of force? Or still ticked off that I managed to land a hit on you last time?

[criminaljustice]

Oh, so you do still remember some things.

And I wouldn't say unnecessary. I'm just a free spirit that does what he wants, perfectly in image.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[Starts laughing]

Is that today's excuse?

[criminaljustice]

Everyone's got one.

So what's yours?

[c'mon, Intensity, get with the program.]

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

One? You have a never ending fucking supply of them.

[criminaljustice]

Nah. Just one.

You just always think I'm lying when I say it.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Is that what you think?

An excuse is just that. An excuse. Whether it's a lie or not.

[criminaljustice]

You say "excuse", I say "reason". Isn't science supposed to be a discipline of reasoning?

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

It's also based on control factors.

Which you don't believe in.

[criminaljustice]

[tilts his head]

No, I believe in control factors.

I just don't like them. I have issues about control. It's what makes me a rebel.

[jazz hands]

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

You have more issues than just about fucking control.

Also for a rebel you sure are desperate for people to fucking understand you.

[criminaljustice]

Everyone wants to be understood, Intensity. Rebellion is the art of making sure you're understood.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

I'm pretty sure it the art of acting out like a 4 year old because you think you're somehow special, and that's the only way you can fucking express it.

[criminaljustice]

Says the guy who is literally incapable of turning down a challenge.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

I couldn't turn down one of yours, Boss. It would break your fragile little heart.