LIVE!

[criminaljustice]

Who: some good and helpful BAD END=DEAD ENDers and other Imeejins
Where: hotel lobby
When: Day 66, evening after Plan Crazypants

[so anyway.

a Live alert goes off.

and there's Boss, setting fire to Future is Now's cursed couch. this is fine?

Boss seems to be dressed in a suit that's not quite the right fit and his Take No Prisoners t-shirt. maybe some of you even remember a certain portrait that he seems to eerily resemble?

he just smiles up at a camera and waves before going to lounge on a lobby couch near the flames. he hasn't slept much recently, so a nap is fine, right? it's fine.]

((ooc: Boss will be Sir Chilling In The Lobby while Jeva is at work. slow tags may occur until she is free from work. other Bad Enders will be helpers for other units that turn up))

Comments

[malignstar]

[ Note: Not aware of Fox thing because that's less fun for me. ]

Did you help them move the couch?

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Fuck no. That's the babysitters jobs. Looks like they were too lazy to get it past the lobby.

[malignstar]

Hey, pushing a couch is hard work, dude.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Excuses excuses. If they agree to a job then they better fucking do it 110%.

[malignstar]

So why's the couch cursed anyway?

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Apparently the future hates zebras.

[malignstar]

Did they think you were stealing the furries' thunder or something?

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

I think they just really don't want us to have chairs with backs.

Or maybe it didn't have enough sharp angles. Was not a recognizable geometric figure so it had to go.

[malignstar]

That doesn't even make sense. Scientists have chairs.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Not scientists from the future apparently.

[malignstar]

The future's weirder than I thought.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

You've been to our fucking place. You've seen it.

[malignstar]

Fair enough.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

It's only marginally better than your place.

[malignstar]

Yeah, well we've got the blanket fort.

[ Nudges with an elbow ]

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

You don't only use that for special occasions?

[malignstar]

No way! It's a great place to crash anytime you need a breather. Especially post games.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

. . .

What are your rooms even like? Are they fucking college dorms?

[malignstar]

They're pretty normal actually. Their worst sin is being boring as hell. Uh, no pun intended.