LIVE!

[criminaljustice]

Who: some good and helpful BAD END=DEAD ENDers and other Imeejins
Where: hotel lobby
When: Day 66, evening after Plan Crazypants

[so anyway.

a Live alert goes off.

and there's Boss, setting fire to Future is Now's cursed couch. this is fine?

Boss seems to be dressed in a suit that's not quite the right fit and his Take No Prisoners t-shirt. maybe some of you even remember a certain portrait that he seems to eerily resemble?

he just smiles up at a camera and waves before going to lounge on a lobby couch near the flames. he hasn't slept much recently, so a nap is fine, right? it's fine.]

((ooc: Boss will be Sir Chilling In The Lobby while Jeva is at work. slow tags may occur until she is free from work. other Bad Enders will be helpers for other units that turn up))

Comments

[speakssoftly]

I'm told it's because I fit in with avante pretty well regardless, but... Yikes.

[columbidaring]

Yikes! Yikes yikes yikes!

[speakssoftly]

Pretty much.

[columbidaring]

I haaaaate it.

[speakssoftly]

Justifiably. It looks like they won't be easy to talk down, though...

[columbidaring]

Oh they absolutely won't be. They're bugfuck crazy.

[speakssoftly]

I don't really want to let them run loose, but fighting them when they're like this is...

[columbidaring]

Literally impossible.

[speakssoftly]

--What? How so?

[columbidaring]

It just~ won't~ work~.

[speakssoftly]

Our abilities?

[columbidaring]

Try throwing a sword at him and see.

[speakssoftly]

That's not my idea of a good way to test a theory.

[columbidaring]

Oh, he'd be fine.

Shrinking him didn't work, is how I know. Or rather, shrinking him wouldn't have worked.

[speakssoftly]

Then I don't need to test it.

That... really limits my options.

[columbidaring]

No kidding.

Maybe steer clear for now.

[speakssoftly]

...For a member of the knight team, I'm really lacking in ways to protect people, aren't I.

[frustratedly.]

[columbidaring]

Don't feel bad about it.

[speakssoftly]

Is it any consolation if I don't feel bad about it because of the avante thing but because it's a personal failing?

[columbidaring]

I mean,

no?

[speakssoftly]

Fair enough. I thought it was worth a shot given the context.

[columbidaring]

I mean we all feel very bad right now.

[speakssoftly]

Yeah. I've noticed.

I can't promise to be smart enough to stay out of it, but I will do my best to not get curbstomped.

[columbidaring]

That's remarkably self-aware of you, and yet somehow...

[speakssoftly]

Still not exactly great, I know.