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Who: The quarantined + babysitters + whoever wants to visit the plague unit
Where: Future is Now Dorm
When: Day 65

[Well that sure was a thing.

Who is going to tell Future is Now that they are the unit with the hazmat suit aesthetic? Anyone?

Come visit the highest saturation of monochrome-itis if you dare]

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[Heading into Future is Now with Intensity. Boss asked him to quarantine this unit, huh. He probably should have looked at his success rate first, because he will try. (And let's be honest, probably fail.)]

I'm not going to find something as obvious as a demon summoning circle, am I?

Like I fucking said, if I would have done something like that, I would have told you first.

[He's doing an inspection anyway.]

Maybe it wasn't you! Novel, I know.

[When's the last time you came over anyway?

The apartment is in it's usual state of affairs (though a fun lab has been added since) and there are more games lying around plus a couch with an actual back and cranes littered every where and books from the latest FiN trip to the library.

And whoever's personal assistants are small enough to fit in the dorms.

So actually, it's a bit more cluttered than usual]

I'd be insulted if it wasn't my fault.

[Where the fuck do you park your dragon, Intensity? Outside. He might even tidy up the books and games just to see if there is anything else he is missing. Wow, free maid services. Aren't you lucky?]

You just have to be the center of attention. Well, congratulations. You fucked up big time. Now we just have to figure out how.

[Yes, outside. Until he get a dorm upgrade for a balcony. Otherwise the dragon has to take the elevator and that's just awkward for everyone involved]

You said before you thought that Maki might actually be patient zero.

Why?

Between you, B, and her, she was the most affected. I hadn't seen them yet.

[Pointing at Angel and Duality.]

It probably is Future is Now.

But it isn't affecting your dorm at all. Just you.

How can you fucking tell? Our dorm is already monochrome!

[Or the majority of it anyway]

I guess I shouldn't be surprised with memory loss you are still as feisty as ever. So you aren't losing your personality at least.

Just sit, would you.

[Sitting down and texting like 6 fucking people.

God, his phone is on fire]

.... Well, at least it is being documented.

[You just do that, CEO.]

[After texting like 2 people that have brought this up---]

Who's Exael?

A Host for one of the games. She works for Heaven.

Why?

Two people have told me I should text her.

You really shouldn't be in your state.

[Too late]

Why?

[WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS?]

Because you are trying to get information out of her and have been making deals. Showing a sign of weakness might give her the upper hand.

And as of now, we have little in the way of leverage over her.

Well why the fuck didn't you tell me that before?

Did you...

WHO THE FUCK TOLD YOU TO CONTACT HER!?

Gimme that!

[TAKING HIS PHONE!]

[Guess you get to read this then:]

CEO: Is this Exael?
Liar's Minion: I'm so popular today~
CEO: Oh good. Have other people contacted you? I'd like to +1 the complaint of my whole unit plus change losing their color saturation and their memories. Is that something you can help solve, or do I need to be transferred to a different department?
Liar's Minion: I warned you already! You shouldn't blame backstage when the actors are forgettable.
CEO: Yeah, the thing about fucking memory loss if I forgot what you warned me about. Can I get a refresher course? Or at least a fucking sign to hang around my neck to warn others about their impending doom?
Liar's Minion: Write the sign! And use your biggest boldest letters!
CEO: Then give me the fucking warning again!
Liar's Minion: It's better for you if the system works.
CEO: I don't understand how that translates to this fucking curse. What is the action item to take away from that? How do people avoid it?
Liar's Minion: Imeeji idol productions! What's your image! Did you present it? Did you think you had units for no reason?
CEO: And where exactly did we go fucking off brand?
Liar's Minion: It can't just have been you. It was probably a lot of people. There's more to unit than gimmick, too.
CEO: And if we figure out how to fix our unit-ness, then will this stop?
Liar's Minion: No idea!

[Swapping his phone with Intensity's.]

You can text people with this. I'll give this back when I leave but let's not RASHLY text anyone of the Hosts or Producers.

Give me my phone back!

Will you stop texting random people?

I'll destroy yours if you don't give me mine back.

That isn't answering the question.