WIN A DATE WITH AVANTE EN GARDE!

[deicider]

Who: avante and fellow idols
Where: the park
When: 64, afternoon

[An avante Live!

The camera pans to members of avante set behind small, individual wooden table. Cardigan fills you in on the purpose of this. They are Doing Their Best to be a good announcer]

Hi again, everyone. We're trying a different approach to avante Lives. This time, we're offering a prizes besides the thrill of competition. Beat the avante of your choice in an arm wrestling match and win the honor of a date!

Comments

[zugzwange]

You are huge.

[shutthefoxup]

Matcha is bigger.

[zugzwange]

Is that not a compliment.

[shutthefoxup]

That Matcha is taller? It's a piss-off, but he's like the sweetest guy ever so I can't even be mad!

[zugzwange]

He is. . .?

[shutthefoxup]

Four centimeters. I measured while he was taking a nap on the couch.

[zugzwange]

I meant the other part, the sweetest part.

[ . . . ]

You can tell just by eyeballing the two of you that you're shorter.

[shutthefoxup]

I'm not sweet, I'm just honest. Sweet is like being nice to someone even if you don't like them.

Also, it doesn't matter, I'm definitely stronger now.

[zugzwange]

You're definitely sweeter than Matcha. . .

[shutthefoxup]

[Huffs, folding his arms on the table before resting his chin on them]

I disagree, but I won't argue a compliment I guess.

[zugzwange]

Exactly.

[shutthefoxup]

Hey, do you like horror movies?

[zugzwange]

. . . horror movies. . .?

[shutthefoxup]

Mm, Aries said Wild City could have movie nights.

[zugzwange]

I don't really know.

[shutthefoxup]

I like the really cheesy ones, so that should be fine, right?

[zugzwange]

Whatever you want sounds good.

[shutthefoxup]

You'll watch too, right?

[zugzwange]

. . . yes.

[shutthefoxup]

It'll be fun, I promise you won't regret it!