WIN A DATE WITH AVANTE EN GARDE!

[deicider]

Who: avante and fellow idols
Where: the park
When: 64, afternoon

[An avante Live!

The camera pans to members of avante set behind small, individual wooden table. Cardigan fills you in on the purpose of this. They are Doing Their Best to be a good announcer]

Hi again, everyone. We're trying a different approach to avante Lives. This time, we're offering a prizes besides the thrill of competition. Beat the avante of your choice in an arm wrestling match and win the honor of a date!

Comments

Re: Nemesis

[stakesthesame]

It kiiiinda tastes like pizza? Mostly sauce I guess though.

[ floats the box again so she can float in closer and get in her space

and chomp the edge of her pizza :3 it's like only a second or two before she pulls back though. in this case it's less colorless grey sauce and more... slightly lacking sauce? ]

If it's too terrible you've got a whole rest of a pie, at least.

Re: Nemesis

[unbr8kable]

[takes a good look, poking at it a bit]

Weird... Never seen vampire pizza before.

--What happens if you eat the garlic by mistake?

Re: Nemesis

[stakesthesame]

Is garlic a thing... I dunno, I never tried.

[ looks like normal pizza missing... a bunch of sauce ]

I don't think it becomes vampire food just because I bite it.

Re: Nemesis

[unbr8kable]

What if you turned it? What if now this pizza can only eat colors?

Re: Nemesis

[stakesthesame]

Man, just eat it, it's gonna be all cold and gross.

[ floats again, curling her legs up like she's sitting and propping her chin in her hands and her elbows on her knees. ]

Unless you're all wiggy about indirectly smoochin' me via vampire pizza kiss.

Re: Nemesis

[unbr8kable]

--No. Don't be a weirdo.

[glares at the slice before taking a big chomp]

Re: Nemesis

[stakesthesame]

[ laughs!

it just tastes like a sad bland pizza now......... ]

Re: Nemesis

[unbr8kable]

Tastes like school lunch...

Re: Nemesis

[stakesthesame]

Aw, I'm sorry, baby.

[ floats the pizza box into her arms ]

At least you've got like another ten slices of not-garbo pizza to munch on.

Re: Nemesis

[unbr8kable]

[baby what. more importantly takes the pizza box, since it's there]

...It's not that big a deal. And more edible than pipe cleaners for sure.

Re: Nemesis

[stakesthesame]

[ i call like 8 separate people baby, please ]

Luckily, you don't gotta eat those.

... you good? Anything else? Don't ask for the flowers just yet, I'm still workin' on em.

Re: Nemesis

[unbr8kable]

...Nah, I'm good.

[hesitates]

Uh, thanks for the pizza, I guess.

Re: Nemesis

[stakesthesame]

'Course. You won and all. Told you I'm more of an ax-swinger than a strongman.

[ hm hm hm. floats around to her side a bit and considers, before reaching over and grabbing her real hand. ]

Re: Nemesis

[unbr8kable]

[bobbles the pizza]

--What're you doing.

Re: Nemesis

[stakesthesame]

[ Holds it, for a few seconds ]

Oh, nothin'. Definitely nicer than the metal one, huh?

[ and letting her go, giving a jaunty little wave and floating off. ]

Thanks! Enjoy the pizza.

Re: Nemesis

[unbr8kable]

...

[just watches her go, apparently at a loss for words for once]