WIN A DATE WITH AVANTE EN GARDE!

[deicider]

Who: avante and fellow idols
Where: the park
When: 64, afternoon

[An avante Live!

The camera pans to members of avante set behind small, individual wooden table. Cardigan fills you in on the purpose of this. They are Doing Their Best to be a good announcer]

Hi again, everyone. We're trying a different approach to avante Lives. This time, we're offering a prizes besides the thrill of competition. Beat the avante of your choice in an arm wrestling match and win the honor of a date!

Comments

[calmthefoxdown]

It's fine, he can warm up solo first.

[ Shifting his hand so they are holding hands properly. ]

[liarliarliar]

He must have a lot of energy to burn off.

[yesss hand holding. perks up a little at that]

So what would you like to eat? My treat.

[calmthefoxdown]

[ Cute boy. ]

A burger?

[liarliarliar]

A burger? Sure. With fries I suppose?

[calmthefoxdown]

That's the classic combo, yeah.

[liarliarliar]

I guess I'll have the same....a cheesy cheeseburger. Or maybe a fancy boy burger.

[calmthefoxdown]

What's in a fancy boy burger?

[liarliarliar]

I don't know...like expensive cheese and special onions on a prissy bun.

[calmthefoxdown]

With some weirdly named sauce?

[liarliarliar]

Right! And the burger meat is from some special miracle cow.

[calmthefoxdown]

A cow with a name and a certificate.

[liarliarliar]

And then for some reason there's gold in there somewhere.

[calmthefoxdown]

I never got why people would want to eat gold.

[liarliarliar]

To feel like a fancy monster who can make disposable what others covet.

[calmthefoxdown]

Metal sounds like a terrible thing to taste.

[liarliarliar]

Oh probably. But the taste isn't the point.

I don't want a gold burger though.

[calmthefoxdown]

Just a fancy boy one for a fancy boy.

[liarliarliar]

Yes!

[calmthefoxdown]

Let's get you a fancy boy burger then.

[liarliarliar]

And you....?

[calmthefoxdown]

Mushroom burger.

[liarliarliar]

What sort...? A burger with mushrooms or a mushroom patty or the buns just big mushrooms...?

[calmthefoxdown]

Is that last one really an option?

[liarliarliar]

Probably.

[calmthefoxdown]

A burger with mushrooms is fine.