WIN A DATE WITH AVANTE EN GARDE!

[deicider]

Who: avante and fellow idols
Where: the park
When: 64, afternoon

[An avante Live!

The camera pans to members of avante set behind small, individual wooden table. Cardigan fills you in on the purpose of this. They are Doing Their Best to be a good announcer]

Hi again, everyone. We're trying a different approach to avante Lives. This time, we're offering a prizes besides the thrill of competition. Beat the avante of your choice in an arm wrestling match and win the honor of a date!

Comments

[shutthefoxup]

Would I lie about my health?

[calmthefoxdown]

Yes.

[shutthefoxup]

...okay, valid.

[calmthefoxdown]

One of us has to watch for our health.

[shutthefoxup]

It just makes me stronger or whatever, right?

[calmthefoxdown]

No not really.

I'll invest in really gross tasting medicine.

[shutthefoxup]

Why are you so rude? Like, the actual rudest.

[calmthefoxdown]

Because we're family.

[shutthefoxup]

......point. Thanks. For looking out for me while I was fucked up.

[calmthefoxdown]

... Anytime. Like I said, we're family.

[shutthefoxup]

Wanna arm wrestle? No abilities?

[calmthefoxdown]

Sure. No dates either?

[shutthefoxup]

No dates. Wouldn't wanna make B jealous!

[calmthefoxdown]

Are you going around telling everyone here...

[shutthefoxup]

Just the ones that ask why I'm standing in for you!

[calmthefoxdown]

Thanks.

[ For feeding me to the wolves of Avante. ]

[shutthefoxup]

[Dude your team is kinda...]

[calmthefoxdown]

[ Yeah I am on a unit full of older sibling types. ]

[shutthefoxup]

[Intense]