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[ferociousfuckingnerd]

Who: HSS and friends

Where: Shinjuku Gyoen, then visiting every dorm!

When: Day 8, early evening

[LIVE ALERT!

The camera pans open on all of Heart Soldier Senshi, cleaned up and changed after the game. Most of them are back in their regular clothes, but Hiryuu has acquired a maid uniform and looks absolutely adorable in it. Mori may have called the Live, but she is front and centre as their spokesperson.

The kids are completely surrounded by balloons, about fifty balloons, and holding gift baskets in their arms. Wire can be seen just at the edge of the frame, sitting underneath the balloons in grumpy silence by a tub of water and scrubbing clothes clean while Hiryuu speaks.]

Good evening! For those of you who don't know me, I'm Hiryuu of Heart Soldier Senshi. It's been a really long, hard day for everyone here, and with that in mind, we'd like to help soothe your hearts! To that end, we have a special door-to-door service we'll be offering today.

[ She steps to the side and frames the wash tub and Grumpy Dad. ]

Heal Your Heart Cleaning Services are officially open, and as you can see we're eager and ready to clean all of your dirty clothes! Please just bring us your dirty clothes when we come by your dorm and we'll happily clean and repair your items for you.

[ She bends over to the other side and picks up a basket and tilts it toward the camera so the viewers can get a good look of what's inside: an assortment of snacks--mini-muffins and calming tea--enough for a whole team, and items from a med kit -- as well as a bouquet of colorful balloons tied to the top. ]

And as an extra special complimentary service, we'll be bringing by a basket of goodies for you all. Even if you don't have any laundry for us, please feel free to open up your doors and hearts when we come by.

See you soon!

[ A wink and a wave and GUESS WHO'S COMING FOR YOU IMEEJI, KNOCK KNOCK ]

Comments

[made_up_names]

Well ... yeah, but it's genuine too.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Of course you are.

Is the repair limited to clothing or do you offer other services?

hopppping in here.

[dragonheartedgirl]

What kind of other services?

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

You're the [goody two-shoes] helper team, right?

Mori has assisted me in a few projects -- scouting and scavenging tasks mostly. Is there an official list of what your team is willing to help out with or do I need to hunt one of you down and ask each time?

[dragonheartedgirl]

I don't think we've made a list, no. I think it's up for everyone to independently determine which kinds of tasks they feel suited to assist with on a case-by-case basis.

[ or, you know. is morally sound to their conscience. mister use-and-abuse. ]

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

And what would you feel comfortable assisting in?

[dragonheartedgirl]

Well... don't think of it as an inexhaustible list, but... cleaning, carrying things, breaking up fights, experiments, anything to do with the resistance movement against the producers... those are all things I'm willing to do.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

The last item on your list sounds promising. How exactly do you intend to do that?

[dragonheartedgirl]

[ Oh, it's that is it? Her sweet face sobers up. ]

Currently we're investigating the nature and scope of the phenomena that causes this world to change.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Do you have a problem with me asking? Is it because we're in the middle of a live?

[dragonheartedgirl]

Not at all!

[ she just gets resting bitch face whenever she thinks about how much she wants to destroy this place ]

Why?

[ apparently unaware of that. ]

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[Oh? It wasn't because of him. That's a first]

You seemed defensive, that's all.

Could you elaborate on this phenomena that you're trying to uncover?

[dragonheartedgirl]

Not defensive. Just serious.

[ there's no room for these idol shenanigans when we're discussing rebellion. ]

I mean I specifically wish to uncover the means by which this world is maintained. Clearly it does not operate under the normal rules that govern reality--damage that disappears and reappears at a whim and then refuses to be cleaned, for instance. I want to know how, why, and when they make these changes, and I want to find out if there is no way that we can exploit these changes or that power to our advantage.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

So you want to record the environment that's recording us. Not a bad start.

Did you manage to find their camera system?

[made_up_names]

I mean I'll help out with just about anything, as long as it's not evil.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[Laughs at that]

Obviously. I was hoping for a little more insight on what gray areas were open for discussion.

[made_up_names]

I dunno, depends on the person?

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

How are you enjoying idol life?

[made_up_names]

It's ... okay? A lot less okay today than it was yesterday.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

What are you trying to accomplish by coming here?

[made_up_names]

To help people cheer up?

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

How simple and optimistic of you.

[made_up_names]

Look, man, all I can do is know what I'm doing now. I got no idea how I got here here.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Careful. You're breaking character.

[made_up_names]

Dude, I'm a person. If I'm doing character stuff it's cause that's just how I am.