LIVE IT UP

[neigh_sayer]

Who: C AND WHOEVER
Where: LOBBY
When: 59 ASS O'CLOCK MORNING so like 7am or whatever

[WHOO BOY STUFF SURE

SURE HAPPENED YESTERDAY.

GUESS THAT MEANS IT'S TIME FOR AN ALCHEME LIVE]

[anyone who comes down to the lobby will find that the tables, chairs, sofas, TVs, maybe even a sink or two are just GONE.

except not. They're just all shrunken to barbie house size. C is sitting on the sole remaining normal chair, grinning wide. He also brought F too, who is knocking around the chairs and pillows like a fluffy godzilla]

Oh noooo, a terrible fate has befallen you! Better get your fortune told to figure out how to get your furniture back!

[is this a fortune telling live or a prank??? who can even tell the difference at this point]

Comments

[ferociousfuckingnerd]

[Mori already gets up at ass o'clock in the morning and is probably coming back from his morning run.]

Oh no, what a cruel twist of fate.

[neigh_sayer]

Isn't it? Mooorning, Mori-chan! Will you face fate to find your furniture?

[ferociousfuckingnerd]

Good morning CB-kun. I don't see what other choice I have! Please show me what lies in store.

[liarliarliar]

[wearing a cute outfit his neechan got him, the pants one. And also just. Staring down at what C did as he sips water out a glass, looking tired]

[neigh_sayer]

[woah super cute. Waves]

Mornin', baby bro! Are you here to take a fortune, too?

[columbidaring]

Oh noooo. Not our furniture.

[neigh_sayer]

Such a cruel fate, E! Only you can remedy this situation.

[asonoficeandfire]

[stops in the elevator, his cat perching on his left shoulder. I just wanted to sit down here with Yuki why are you like this, C?]

[neigh_sayer]

[thats how alcheme be]

[just sitting there cackling]

Uh oh, someone needs a fortune!

[rollwithdisadvantage]

[Coming down with a pile of clothes, purple and white, folded in his arms.]

Alright. You tell me my fortune first and then I'll counter.

[neigh_sayer]

[:O hm]

Oooh, will you go all kaiju on everything? Okay, give me your hand! We're doing palm reading today.

[stakesthesame]

[ floats on over. also knocks over like 3 tiny furnitures just because ]

HECK yes read my fortune Ceezy.

[neigh_sayer]

[no one needed that table anyway!!]

Well float yourself on over and give me a hand. Literally! The theme is palm reading today.

[crossmyheartandhope]

[He is looking way better than yesterdya, though lbr, that is not a high bar.]

Jeez, dude. Talk about an early start.

[neigh_sayer]

It's not early if you never sleep! So, are you here to rescue your furniture?

[bluerosestyle]

[sounds early enough for sol to be heading out with his wooden sword yes

it takes him a moment to. understand. what he's seeing. more or less.]

Good morning... Are you holding the furniture hostage?

[neigh_sayer]

Ahahaha! Yeppers, ya got me! And to get it back, ya gotta get your fortune!

[foolmetwice]

. . . you probably should've taken something more valuable hostage.

[who cares about lowly lobby furniture]

[neigh_sayer]

Oh, I've done that before.

[poisong]

[hey look, it's someone who's never been to the lobby before]

What furniture?

[neigh_sayer]

[FRESH MEAT]

Eeeeexactly! Now if you wanna find it. . .you'll have to give me your hand.

[mapsio]

[ ...? Okay, okay. Playing along. ]

My furniture has gone missing?

[neigh_sayer]

Yep, all of it! You'll never be able to lounge again or watch memories from the TVs!

But! You can remedy this!

[liftoft]

[ HAS HE ACTUALLY MET F BEFORE... ]

So this is why people say you gotta get up early to fool people, huh...

[neigh_sayer]

[...Maybe saw her hopping around??? A takes care of her, C steals her]

Yep, that's totally where it came from, I originated the saying. And now the fate of the lobby rests in your palms!