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Il Dottore ([personal profile] hypokriticoath) wrote in [community profile] imeeji_frontstage2022-10-28 08:36 pm

testing testing 🪄 1 2 3

Who: alcheME!, some monkeys, & YOU.
Where: Outside the Hotel
When: Day 508, Afternoon

[ dottore and x are standing beside a small table that's got a couple of colored toy barrels on it. there doesn't seem to be anything amiss ( at least not at first glance ) but they've all got their wands out, so it may be best to err on the side of caution if you approach. ]

[ all of a sudden the ground starts to shake, a shrill chorus of chitters and chatters growing louder and louder until... dozens of rainbow colored monkeys ( some LORGE & some smol ) scamper out from around the nearby buildings in a chaotic troop. they're there to chew bubblegum and cause trouble, and they're all out of bubblegum... ]

Huh. Guess we know what that does now.

[ X doesn’t seem TOO concerned with the toy monkeys coming to life. Like. Obviously this is fine??? ]

It would appear so... [ the abrupt parade of screaming monkeys doesn't seem to faze him either, because he's already taking out a small black book from his sleeve. ] Echo, I need a hand, could you get me a pe- [ an androgynous mannequin in a lab coat with its head on crooked ambles over and shoves one of its limbs at dottore. ] -en.

[ an a for effort, but not the hand he had been looking for. ] Nevermind. Go... stand over there. [ he shoos it away and uses its limb to tap at his chin. ] Alright, well... in any case we'll be needing some help to collect all of these rogue monkeys. [ because, lbr, he can't be bothered to do it. ]

I'm sure some of the more creative people out there could even make it into some kind of game…


Or a ritual. We’re wizards or whatever, right? So here’s the deal: capture the monkeys and stick ‘em back in their barrels and we can end this little pr- I mean, summoning for once and for all.

[ Prank live + Ritual = 500 points for Alch and 350 for everyone else! ]
alchemechanical: (My heart ticks and tacks.)

[personal profile] alchemechanical 2022-11-11 08:11 am (UTC)(link)
It could be a project worth investigating. D-kouhai might have some ideas as well.
threatmewted: ([Um] Spinning round and round)

[personal profile] threatmewted 2022-11-12 01:37 am (UTC)(link)
Do you really think that guy's interested in sewing?
threatmewted: ([Ugh] yet again)

[personal profile] threatmewted 2022-11-16 02:22 am (UTC)(link)
Seems a little too peaceful and like, not-murdery for him.
alchemechanical: (At first they all tut at us.)

[personal profile] alchemechanical 2022-11-16 06:20 am (UTC)(link)
But it can be quite useful for related purposes.
threatmewted: ([Smug] when things get going)

[personal profile] threatmewted 2022-11-17 02:26 am (UTC)(link)
What, like stitching corpses back together?
alchemechanical: (Shortcuts lead to more loss.)

[personal profile] alchemechanical 2022-11-17 06:32 am (UTC)(link)



Oh, I hadn't thought of that, but that does sound correct.
alchemechanical: (A mumbled brain system.)

[personal profile] alchemechanical 2022-11-19 07:32 am (UTC)(link)
Things do get messy sometimes.
threatmewted: ([Ugh] just bound to happen)

[personal profile] threatmewted 2022-11-20 03:06 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, well, if things do get "messy," keep it out of the public dorm space, got it?
alchemechanical: (The rule of changing happiness.)

[personal profile] alchemechanical 2022-11-21 03:58 am (UTC)(link)
Of course. We'll get a proper laboratory shortly.