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[hypokriticoath]

Who: alcheME! & guests
Where: alcheME! dorms
When: Day 507 - Morning!

[ good morning wizards 🪄,
hope you're ready for some newbies! ]

Comments

[morelikefakespeareamirite]

Oh good, you have all the important details then.

[ergospheric]

Is it too late to not do any of this.

[morelikefakespeareamirite]

...which part are you worried about?

[ergospheric]

Well I woke up and I don't remember anything, and you all seem nice but I don't know any of you or maybe I do and don't remember but maybe that would be worse, and we are in Hell and have to be entertainers? And play weird games? And I just think, I don't THINK I would agree to this probably.

[morelikefakespeareamirite]

You didn't have a say in it. And as far as I know, I haven't seen you in any of our memories. That said, you're still stuck here.

[ergospheric]

[ softly deflates ]

Okay.

[morelikefakespeareamirite]

It's not...always bad? Alcheme is all right.

[ergospheric]

You guys do seem nice.

[morelikefakespeareamirite]

I don't know about THAT, but... We'll be nice to you, at least.

[ergospheric]

Well... being nice to me is kind of a nice thing to do, so...

[morelikefakespeareamirite]

Your standards seem low.

[ergospheric]

I have no memories, so kinda.

[morelikefakespeareamirite]

...

You know what? Fair enough.

[ergospheric]

I don't know anyone who isn't in this room right now, so I don't feel qualified to weigh on on whether or not I care about being nice to anyone else.

[morelikefakespeareamirite]

You’ll get to meet other people soon enough. You have to meet all of us and pick a color for your clothes or else you won’t be able to get out of the dorm though.

[ergospheric]

I think I've met everyone, so...

[ heading over to pick a color. sweet freedom incoming ]

[morelikefakespeareamirite]

And did you read everything on your phone?

[ergospheric]

I read... some stuff.

[morelikefakespeareamirite]

Some stuff being?

[ergospheric]

Um... there's units...

[morelikefakespeareamirite]

[Has a seat on the couch]

The unit you're on is called Alcheme. You're going to want to frontload at least some of your abilities for self defense. You won't really need them in day to day, but they're good to have in case a "bad" game comes up.

[ergospheric]

I saw there were abilities, yeah...

[morelikefakespeareamirite]

And how much do you know about points and games?

[ergospheric]

There... are them.

[morelikefakespeareamirite]

..........................

Points are easy to come by if you're social. That said, we'll probably have to work on winning games if you're going to be able to afford anything. You at least need to get Nothing Up My Sleeve and Inequivalent Exchange. Foresight too.