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[hypokriticoath]

Who: alcheME! & guests
Where: alcheME! dorms
When: Day 507 - Morning!

[ good morning wizards 🪄,
hope you're ready for some newbies! ]

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[threatmewted]

[Hey kid, there's a smol girl with wings here.]

Two newbies in one day? Gee, what's next?

[Looking him up and down. Frowning.]

With all the cat kigus, you'd think we were the new WC. Anyway, welcome to AlcheME! or whatever.

[ergospheric]

... So I'm here on... purpose? That doesn't seem right.

[threatmewted]

Yup. Welcome to hell, literally.

[ergospheric]

[ DEEP, DEEP FROWN ]

I don't like that.

[threatmewted]

Yeah, join the club.

Anyway, I'm X. This is the AlcheME dorm. You're our latest member. Congrats.

[ergospheric]

I have amnesia. Is that-- okay, or.

[threatmewted]

Oh. Yeah, that's normal. It's the same for... I think all of us except Dr. Psycho and I?

[ergospheric]

Him and... you?

[threatmewted]

No, I. As in the letter I. That's one of the other Alchs.

[She'll tap at her phone, pulling up his profile to show the newbie.]

This guy. Speaking of which, I guess you should pick out a letter too.

[ergospheric]

Oh. I guess I don't have one yet.

[threatmewted]

Go wild. Hell if I remember all the ones taken.

[She thinks on it, trying to remember...]

Pretty sure A, B, and C are gone. W, R, and T, too. And right now we have X, I, F, and Z&.

[ergospheric]

Okay. So I can be uh... any of the ones that are left? Like... S?

[threatmewted]

S it is. Welcome to the team.

[ergospheric]

Should I add a picture or something? Sfiretruck? Sskyscraper?

[threatmewted]

Please don't.

[ergospheric]

Sicecream...

[threatmewted]

If emojis become our new "thing," I'm leaving the whole team to die.

[ergospheric]

[ COVERS HIS MOUTH TO HIDE A SNORT OF LAUGHTER ]

Okay, okay, just S.

[threatmewted]

Good. Any other questions?

[ergospheric]

I don't think so. I'll probably figure things out.

[threatmewted]

Great! Then if you'll excuse me, I've got a game to win.

[ergospheric]

I picked a color, so you should be able to... should I also go help?

[threatmewted]

Depends. Do you want to get turned into a monster and do dumb activities?

[ergospheric]

I wouldn't... decide to do that on my own, but it doesn't seem... THAT bad.

[threatmewted]

Then far be it from me to stop you.

Figure out how to use your phone yet?