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[hypokriticoath]

Who: alcheME! & guests
Where: alcheME! dorms
When: Day 507 - Morning!

[ good morning wizards 🪄,
hope you're ready for some newbies! ]

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[artlover]

[ a tall guy with fox ears and a tail waves. ]

Hey. What's up?

[ergospheric]

[ reflexively waves back, but like. with visible apprehension. ]

I think I'm... lost?

[artlover]

[ whips out his phone and scrolls through profiles. ]

Nah, ya good. Right where ya supposed ta be. This is AlcheME! And I'm Z&. We've also got I, F, X and D🚑 is new like ya.

[ergospheric]

Are you sure, because this seems... not normal?

[artlover]

Well, nothing about it is normal, it's just not a mistake.

[ergospheric]

[ stares into space for a long moment ]

Okay. So I'm here on purpose.

[artlover]

Yeah. Just as a heads up, this is Hell, but ya didn't do anythang wrong.

[ergospheric]

[ LONG PAUSE ]

Like... Hell from the religion?

[artlover]

Yep.

[ his fox ears wiggle. ]

And erryone gets demon magic.

[ergospheric]

Demon magic.

...

Why don't I have extra ears or anything.

[artlover]

We're participating in a game.

[ergospheric]

A game... that gives you ears?

[artlover]

A game that transforms players into monsters.

[ergospheric]

[ PUTS HIS HANDS ON HIS HIPS AND FROWNS. ]

[artlover]

It's a lot ta process, I know.

[ergospheric]

I guess it's not any of your guys' faults...

[artlover]

Did you think it was, even though I said it wasn't?

[ Pffft. ]

[ergospheric]

No, I'm just mad about it, but I don't want to take it out on any of you.

[artlover]

Ah, getcha. It's fine ta be mad. Mosta this team's powered by spite at this point.

[ergospheric]

Powered by spite...

[artlover]

We're not the most popular, admittedly...

[ergospheric]

[ DEEP FROWN!!!! ]

... Well, maybe those other people have bad taste.

[artlover]

Ta be fair, we don't really put ourselves out there, either.

Don' worry. If it's possible ta spare ya the brunt of it, we will.

[ergospheric]

I'm a member now, right? Of AlcheME.

[artlover]

Yup! No application required. We're kinda stuck in this dorm until ya pick a color for ya'self though.