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let's get drunk taishos

Who: TAISHOS
Where: TAISHO
When: 486 post game

[ What better way to spend points for a victory than to buy booze? Absolutely none. So here he is ready to get wasted ]

All right if you've got anything to say, you guys have 30 minutes to tell me anything of importance. After that I definitely won't be sober.

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[ knock knock,
you have another visitor. ]

If you're here to offer food or tea we don't care.

Why the hell would I be here to do that?

Exactly.

...do people just randomly show up with stuff, what the fuck, where's my free shit? Ugh, this place is so ass backwards my freaking head's going to start spinning soon. [ folds his arms. ] I'm here to see the white spiky murdery one with a side of the guy who won it for your team.

Sometimes.

What do you want from Vergil?

Are you his mom or something? I’m just here to see him, okay? We were in a round of zombies together and I said I’d show him something…

I'm his father actually. But fine, if he won't kick you out it's not my business.

[ blink blink,
stare. ]

What? His... father...

[ sorry, he's still processing that. ]

That's right.

I had him when I was very young.

...

And yet you didn't teach him what tic tac toe is? That's like... baby stuff.

What can I say. I'm a terrible parent.

Did he tell you about his zombie run with the orange furry and the tall bartender guy?

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[Opens the door]

We're not interested.

[Closes it

Welcome to taisho!]

HEY!

[ bangs on the door!!! ]

I'm not here to shower you in gifts!

Good, we're still not interested.

Let me in! [ stamps his foot. ] I said I would show you that thing and I... wanted to come see you!

Is that any way to get what you want?

Yes.

Or did you want me to say, ugh, please or something?

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Oh, no. But really now, having a tantrum? Try again when you can pull it together.

I am put together. I don't know why you're all giving me such a hard time about coming inside. Do you hate guests that much?

There you go, you figured it out. Exactly.

[And also he's just having fun being a dick,]

...well I promise not to waste too much of your time then, alright? I said I would show you that game, didn't I, and... I thought you and the furry were really cool, so I was wondering if, maybe, you could... show me how to also be... cool...

[Well he is pretty cool, true,]

Huh?

[He'll at least open the door again.]

Is that at least a maybe? [ holds his book up in front of himself. ]

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