let's get drunk taishos

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Who: TAISHOS
Where: TAISHO
When: 486 post game

[ What better way to spend points for a victory than to buy booze? Absolutely none. So here he is ready to get wasted ]

All right if you've got anything to say, you guys have 30 minutes to tell me anything of importance. After that I definitely won't be sober.

Comments

[branchedout]

Why do y'have the undead at home?

[ouji4board]

I see dead people. It sucks.

[branchedout]

So y'can't do the thing Five can do?

[ouji4board]

Nah, that's his thing. All of us have different powers.

[branchedout]

How'd y'all get powers in the first place?

[ouji4board]

Oh boy, you haven't heard our body horror story!

[branchedout]

Yup, that'd be new t'me.

[ouji4board]

Sooo...

Like, thirty-ish years ago, it was like spontaneous birth. Body horror. Like, you weren't pregnant and then suddenly, you're pregnant. And also you're gonna give birth in about five minutes sort of thing.

[branchedout]

You're sayin' you got pregnant?

[ouji4board]

No, dude. Our moms did.

[branchedout]

That makes much more sense. That's traumatizin' for them.

[ouji4board]

Yyyyyep. And then Reggie--that's Dad, Sir Reginald Hargreeves, may he rot in hell--went around and was like.

[ mimics stroking an invisible beard ]

Hmmm, yes, I'll take seven of them.

[branchedout]

...like collectibles.

What'd he want y'all for?

[ouji4board]

To make a superhero team! To fight crime and something, something evil. ...Or, y'know, to save the world, but we fucked up that bit.

[branchedout]

If y'all don't respect him much, I reckon it's not alla y'all's fault it didn't go the way he planned.

[ouji4board]

Oh yeah, we're like. The shittiest team.

[branchedout]

So where do the zombies and shit come in?

[ouji4board]

Oh, yeah. So my power is that I get to see the dead. Whooooo... Good times. Most dead people just show up how they died. Trailing blood and guts and shit.

[branchedout]

That sounds traumatizin'.

[ouji4board]

Oh, absolutely!