Mingle mingle mingle

[wotanon]

Who: Idols
Where: Idol places.
When: Ido- Day 483

[ Summer heat! Great for more time in the sun or sticking inside the air-conditioned buildings. Anyway, it's humid. Make sure to stay hydrated and apply sunscreen!

Heard there were some new faces, though. Why not greet them! ]

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[rugpull]

That just makes me hungry.

Man, I'm hungry.

[featherduster]

Oh! That reminds me!

Where's the food? And booze.

[rugpull]

I'm too young t'drink.

But I can show ya the grocery store...?

[featherduster]

Right! Right, ahem, drinking ages. Don't do drugs, kiddo!

Let's go to the grocery store!

[rugpull]

Bad adult, huh? Well that ain't m'problem.

I was goin' there anyway c'mon. M'gonna make so many casseroles.

[featherduster]

[ Trotting along after him ]

Hey! I'll have you know I'm a solidly mediocre adult probably I think

[rugpull]

If ya wanna improve yer standing you'll hafta help me bring home groceries or somethin' ya chump.

M'Shandy.

[featherduster]

Okay, okay, yes boss . . . just call me Lightning, humbly at your service . . .

[rugpull]

Lightning, huh? Does that mean yer gonna strike me?

[featherduster]

[ HUFFS AND PUFFS ]

Now just what do you take me for?!

[rugpull]

A man 've known for three minutes!

[featherduster]

Oh, that's a really good point, huh.

[rugpull]

And m'just a lil' guy!

[featherduster]

Uhhhh, I can pinkie promise that I'm actually very trustworthy?

[rugpull]

Do I look five.

[puts out pinkie anyway]

[featherduster]

[ HOOKS PINKIE

SOLEMNLY SHAKES ]

Look, kid, it's the best I've got!

[rugpull]

M'seventeen!

[featherduster]

There are three ages: five, old enough to drink, and old.

You're still at five.

[rugpull]

This is why no one likes adults!

[pokes in the chest before walking on to lead the way to the grocery]

[featherduster]

Ouch . . . brutal . . .

[rugpull]

It's a rough world out here in.

Idol hell.

Man, this place is dumb.

[featherduster]

I don't think there's enough fire for this to be hell . . .