it's a mingle!

[wotanon]

Who: imeeji!
Where: imeeji!
When: day 439ish?

[ do you have effects from the game? do you have errands to run? chaos to cause? what's up my lads can i get an ups in the chat ]

Comments

Re: b

[ends]

"Technically have a motorcycle?"

[ is it

is it stolen. is it a transformer. how else can you technically have one... ]

Re: b

[at_heart]

Technically I have a motorcycle! During the handshake-thing, D.va did that driving live...?

[ And she bought some of the participants motorcycles. ]

I've had one lesson.

1/

[ends]

I don't remember that at all, how did I miss—

2/

[ends]

[ static and quick internal montage of:

- buying fireworks and throwing them into a bunch of fans with Valor while trying really, really hard to sound like " the richest motherfucker in this bar and stop sounding so POOR " per request
- telling Hurricane about his great plan to fulfill a request to 'use sensitIV powers for sex' by putting out a sign at the love hotel and hoping for the best
- ripping off Rye's hand and reattaching it when asked
- being the present healer for other people's limb removals, Lupine's included
- getting drunk via BiT powers and having his arm ripped right off then eaten in front of him
- FAN STABBING HIM IN THE CHEST
- fan snacktime
- bleeding out in the park and going gray ]

3/3

[ends]

... Nevermind. Maybe I'll just send you points while I go open my own body and see how many other organs I'm missing. For fun. It's fun. Because I have so much fun all the time.

Re: b

[at_heart]

[ ...........................He is not getting nearly enough credit for how chill he is being during this conversation. ]

I mean, that does sound like fun, but I was hoping you'd help me pick something out.

Re: b

[ends]

It doesn't.

[ he's so used to getting shit for his stupid jokes that he's ... correcting? ]

... Right, okay. But - we've gotta be kinda quick about it. I have - a date with sitting alone in a room and being pissed off. [ he doesn't even try to be suspicious, he really doesn't. like most things, these things just happen to him. (earring is glowing.) ] So, we'll take whatever's quickest?

Re: b

[at_heart]

Hey, I don't kinkshame. Whatever one or more consenting adults do with their own organs or lack thereof...

[ Trying instead to... match the joke? Although that glow has him immediately on guard. ]

—I don't wanna alarm you, but. That tracking-and-probably-listening-device they tagged you with is glowing again.

Re: b

[ends]

That's all fine until I'm left with a huge mess to clean up when I should've just been enjoying coffee and not opening up my abdominal cavity. Or I'm left... cleaning up someone else's hardcore activities. ... Which yes, I've done, and no, it wasn't good for me.

[ CLEAN UP AFTER YOURSELVES, KIDS. or ... practice safely. or yeah just call him he'll just come do whatever and he knows it.

... why is this the spiral of the conversation, it's impressive. but it gets him to crack the tiniest smile, so he seems good-humored enough about it, even as he reaches over to cover the earring, wrinkling his nose as it predictably shocks him. this fucking thing. ]

... I know, I've been feeling it start up again. The toxins come on pretty slow until they spike. [ just. used to this nonsense. ]