it's a mingle!

[wotanon]

Who: imeeji!
Where: imeeji!
When: day 439ish?

[ do you have effects from the game? do you have errands to run? chaos to cause? what's up my lads can i get an ups in the chat ]

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[heavenlyvisitor]

[ there is an unattended slice of cake on a table in the middle of the road. ]

[noethankyou]

[but wait is this someone elses cake

oh no he cant eat it if its someone elses

but what if its not

what if it is an open cake

what if someone eats this cake free for all

oh no]

[Based on the way O is pacing around the cake, you kinda get the feeling that he has a lot of thoughts on his mind, very similar to the above. He is facing a dilemma.]

[heavenlyvisitor]

[ Ah ... ? It doesn't seem like anyone else is here ... ? No one is coming to claim the cake, so surely, it's fine, right ... ? ]

[noethankyou]

[IT IS NOT FINE]

[heavenlyvisitor]

[ surely, it's fine! ]

[at_heart]

[ Cake, on a table, in the middle of a road. Like. Out in the open? Just..... just vibing? ]

[heavenlyvisitor]

[ Just Vibing! ]

[at_heart]

[ Look, admittedly there's no traffic around here except for them, but that's still one of the most suspicious things he's ever seen in his life.

Apppppproaching. In an undertone, ]

And when the cake eats me, I will have deserved it.

[heavenlyvisitor]

[ ...........................?

Ah---!

Nothing is happening, so far.

It seems, maybe, it's just free cake ... ? ]

[at_heart]

[ Uh-huh. ] [ He's definitely in range now, close enough to touch the cake, but he's not actually touching it. Ducks down to get a better look at it, breathe in the smell — which seems normal probably, but he's immediately exasperated with himself because what the hell would he know, did he think he'd be able to smell poison. ]

[heavenlyvisitor]

[ it smells like cake! it has strawberries on it! ]

[at_heart]

[ He's not gonna eat it, but he is going to poke it. Which might be just as bad, who knows. ]

[heavenlyvisitor]

[ wow, it's cake! it's like nothing bad at all is going to happen! maybe he should just try some...? ]

[at_heart]

[ It's a single slice of cake on a table in the middle of a road with no one around, it would be less suspect to him if it were glowing.

This time less to himself than to the open road, his voice completely flat: ]

Wow, it's so tempting, how can I possibly resist.

[ Are there handy utensils to cut it up with, because if they're aren't he's gonna consider using his actual sword. There will be so many #regrets. ]

[heavenlyvisitor]

[ wow who are you talking to, the cake? thats really weird, haha? there's no one here?

there's a fork on the plate! it's so ready to go! ]

[at_heart]

[ Gonna use the fork to cut into the cake.




And then poke it more, sorry cake. ]

[crossmyheartandhope]

[cake,]

[Also, he seems to have four full-sized green wings today, as well as feather tufts poking out of his hair, markedly similar to this]