Little Lord Birthday

[syckophant]

Who: LiliS and LiliS Accessories!
Where: LiliS
When: Day 435

[Hi you have come to LiliS on a special(?) day! Well, we can't be sure what day it is supposed to be, but Eichi is willing to pretend for the sake of paying attention to him.]

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[syckophant]

[Eichi is in a great mood, more than normal! And he will approach literally anyone who shows up.]

Well well well, a good day to you!

I have decided that today is the day to represent my birthday~ That will make me approximately 21 years old, finally!

[That's not necessarily how time works but he's dead so he is allowed to age whenever he wants.]

[heavenlyvisitor]

Ahh ... The half of the year where our ages meet.

[syckophant]

Fufufufu, that's right!

And, my Tenn, I have made a decision on how to use my present.

[heavenlyvisitor]

-Oh.

From before?

[syckophant]

Yessss...! Do you trust me to perform the piercing on you, my love?

[letgrow]

Ah! Happy birthday then! If I’d known, I would have gotten flowers!

[syckophant]

The good news is that we have infinite flowers, Shiemi-chan~

[letgrow]

Flowers have meaning though! A bouquet designed specifically for you is different from just having infinite flowers around isn’t it?

[syckophant]

It's true enough... Well, I won't hold it against you if you get flowers for me later. The truth is, we can't really be certain of our birthdays here, so I just celebrate after each Christmas long enough for it to feel like January 10th.

[wayofthehousekeeper]

[ I AM UNDERPREPARED. ]

--Your birthday?! Oh- I'll work on getting a celebratory meal ready then.

[syckophant]

Hahah~

You can if you wish! I will not demand anything of you. [He would just order out if no one cooked!]

[wayofthehousekeeper]

We could definitely get something together in a few hours if I work together with Lupine.

[syckophant]

I am sure he would join you gladly if you asked~

[heavenlyvisitor]

He likes meat, by the way.

[wayofthehousekeeper]

Thanks for the tip! Would any kind be good?

[heavenlyvisitor]

Red meat is best. He wouldn't turn down pork or chicken, though.

[at_heart]

Oh, does he.

[ Innocently, but watching it go sailing over Aster's head, he kind of had to say something. ]

[heavyliesthecrown]

[ ...! ]

Oniisama-! You should have said something earlier! I would have prepared a gift for you!

[syckophant]

Fufufu~

You still have plenty of time to shower me in gifts!

[heavyliesthecrown]

Naturally, though I feel so ill-prepared now. Please hold for a moment, I promise to rectify this.

[ PHONE OUT ]

[at_heart]

That's different from a 'fake hell' birthday, right? Grats.

[ Smallest beat. ]

If you'd given us even one day of warning...

[syckophant]

Hmm! Well, it's a day I chose that's kind of similar to my real birthday, so that has to count for something!

Fufufufu, if I'd have given you warning and you all threw me a real party I might have died from...??? Embarrassment? Probably embarrassment.

[at_heart]

Heh, I guess I meant more like, you did some math. I know some people just kind of throw themselves a party every winter, and that's fine, too.

[ Crossing his arms over his chest. ]

Doesn't have to be a party if you don't want one, but we could've had presents. Or a cake.

[wayofthehousekeeper]

Hey Lupine, how're you at last minute barbecues?

[at_heart]

[ Snort. Well, he rolls up his sleeves! ]

I guess we'll find out, but the good news is: if it doesn't turn out great, we've given him motivation to let us know ahead of time next 'birthday'.

So no pressure.

[ Into the kitchen to scrub up! ]