NEWBIE ARRIVES

[darkroastbean]

Who: AlcheWHO?
Where: AlcheMe! Dorms
When: Day 435 /whenever convenient

[uh oh the doors are locked!!!


and hey isn't it weird that C's room didn't disappear? Maybe its because the prop room is connected to it. Whatever the case, some guy is coming stumbling out of the room in his underwear]


What in the--what is all this crap?? What's with all this creepy stuff in that room?!

Comments

[darkroastbean]

--?!

That's even worse!! No one's come to help you?!

[inspiteful]

It's not like people can just break into Hell, can they?

[darkroastbean]

They sure as hell can to bring us here, apparently!! This is bullshit!

[inspiteful]

Welcome to Hell, there's always more bullshit where that came from.

[darkroastbean]

[lays on side on the crystal couch]


This is ridiculous. What happened to normal job interviews. You guys are all way too calm or either way too jaded.

[inspiteful]

I've been here for over 400 days now, so probably "too jaded".

...Also, I don't know, I don't think demons would really care to hold job interviews for a job that occasionally involves severe threats to your life and well-being...

[darkroastbean]

Unfortunately there are plenty of screwed up people in the world, they'd have a whole pool to pick from.

--which isn't to say I'm one! But now I guess I'm stuck with this gig.

[inspiteful]

Do you really wanna say that when you probably don't remember anything?

But...well, yeah. Welcome to AlcheME, even if these aren't the best circumstances to find yourself stuck with a gig.

[darkroastbean]

I don't remember anything at all, but I want to hold out that I'm at least a decent person. If I don't have that, what's the point of even resisting?

[siiighs, blanket over head]

Thanks though. You can call me--uh, P, for now.

[inspiteful]

For the simple reason that even if you're a shitty person, I don't think anyone deserves 'idol hell'.

You can call me Lark.

[darkroastbean]

Now that's a pretty hopeful outlook. You're a kind kid, huh?

It's--okay not gonna lie, it's not nice to meet anyone like this, but glad that so far, at least my teammates aren't shitty.

[inspiteful]

...I wouldn't have called it that. I just say what I think.

Define 'shitty' in this case, though.

[darkroastbean]

I dunno, I just have this nagging feeling you could all be more annoying. Like there's something that's been lifted from my shoulders since I woke up.

[inspiteful]

It might be 'cause you've just woken up.

...Also don't let go of your breath just yet, Y could change his mind.

[darkroastbean]

That's ominous. . .

[inspiteful]

He locked us in here for a couple of hours 'cause he decided to delay picking a colour and we kind of humored him.

[darkroastbean]

It takes. . .all kinds I suppose. . .I really don't want to be locked anywhere though.

[inspiteful]

Well, the doors won't unlock until you pick a theme colour, basically.

[darkroastbean]

On a wizard themed team, having to entertain the masses, and I have to have a theme color. . .is this day going to get any more bizarro?

[Ultimately picking Grey tho!! boops his phone]

[inspiteful]

That depends on how you feel about things like 'skyscrapers', dragons, vampires and violence? Among other things.