NEWBIE ARRIVES

[darkroastbean]

Who: AlcheWHO?
Where: AlcheMe! Dorms
When: Day 435 /whenever convenient

[uh oh the doors are locked!!!


and hey isn't it weird that C's room didn't disappear? Maybe its because the prop room is connected to it. Whatever the case, some guy is coming stumbling out of the room in his underwear]


What in the--what is all this crap?? What's with all this creepy stuff in that room?!

Comments

[noethankyou]

No, there is one of me.

[darkroastbean]

No I mean--you! All of you! This team?? You guys are just cool with that?

[noethankyou]

Yes, they’re all really nice and the food is really good!

[darkroastbean]

There's food?

[noethankyou]

Yes!

[darkroastbean]

Okay. Okay! I GUESS not paying rent and having some good food is a plus. . .

But that doesn't excuse kidnapping, brainwashing, and forced labor!

[noethankyou]

That isn't our fault anyway.

[darkroastbean]

I'd hope it wasn't. But should we really be okay with it regardless?

[noethankyou]

Of course not. If I happened to find who was responsible, I'd punch them until their nose breaks.

[darkroastbean]

.......valid but is that, like, legal........

I mean, they deserve it for kidnapping us, but.

[noethankyou]

I think it's probably fine. They allow murder.

[darkroastbean]

Murder isn't ever legal!!

[noethankyou]

It isn't illegal here. No one will go to jail if they kill someone.

[darkroastbean]

Please don't say that so calmly and matter of factly, let me dream of some sensibility. . .

[noethankyou]

Why would you do that when it isn't real?