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[unbr8kable]

Who: Popular idols and you
Where: Hotel Lobby
When: Day 425

[There are a table and some chairs set up inside of the front entrance. Hurricane and Nemesis are seated there like those kids looking for passers-by to sign their petitions or sponsor animals. A beaten-up and repurposed sign at the table says "Free Cheer Fan Help". A glitter-covered addendum tacked to the wall indicates that 'the consultants are IN']

You're prolly wondering how to keep your crazed fans happy, 'specially now that they're in grey arm's reach. But maybe you dunno how to both cut off your own head and eat 40 cakes at the same time. What do you do? You ain't paid to think--but we are. So, come on by and we'll give you some smart ideas to get through this thing with limbs and/or dignity (mostly) intact.

What she said. If you guys got weird asks you gotta fill, come hit us up. It's a help booth, ain't it? So let us give you a hand.

[The app indicates this is a double live.]

Comments

[crossmyheartandhope]

You think it counts if we help each other, too?

[unbr8kable]

Why wouldn't it?

You got something you need help with?

[crossmyheartandhope]

Uh, lemme see. I got, like...

[Digging out a list of stuff he's scribbled down]

Suck a dick.
Cut off a finger.
Do something bad so someone else doesnt gotta do it.
Murder someone for justice.

[unbr8kable]

[Nemesis is flipping through her own list of requests]

...Has anybody else got any dogs but me?

[bondsofsuffering]

Oh, good, I need to sell these to someone and our fans don't have any points.

[Setting a jar on the table, but not actually letting go of it.]

[unbr8kable]

What is it?

[bondsofsuffering]

Certified Healer Boy Bathwater.

[crossmyheartandhope]

What's that, Alcheme potions?

[bondsofsuffering]

Nice guess, but wrong!

It's Healer Boy Bathwater.

[nohalation]

How do I tease somebody?

[crossmyheartandhope]

Kinda like. Gently make fun of em? In a not-mean way.

[nohalation]

Making fun…

[unbr8kable]

You want nice teasing or mean teasing? I assume nice, but I ain't gonna tell you you can't branch out.

[nohalation]

I do not want to be mean…so nice!!

[tradesecret]

Oh my, members of two units I need to see.

[crossmyheartandhope]

Oh yeah?

What's up?

[tradesecret]

I need an outfit from your unit.

[unbr8kable]

That don't sound ominous at all...

[tradesecret]

I have a fan request for dressing up as an idol on each unit with a corresponding personality.

[586]

[ trots up! ] I have a number of things I need help with! [ tail! wagging!! ] But I'll warn you... you may regret offering to help~!

[crossmyheartandhope]

Whatcha got, dude, we'll give it a go.

[unbr8kable]

Somehow that seems less ominous than Yvette just saying hey. What's up, you need to race a Earth horse?

[neigh_sayer]

[still glowing! And still has a crown halo!

And also, tiny wings??? wowie]

Hey, hey! Help me glue all the furniture to the ceiling!

[unbr8kable]

All of it?

[crossmyheartandhope]

That's gonna take some doing, dude.