i swear to drunk i'm not god.

[childeishly]

Who: Caeli, Venti, Five, & Alexander
Where: Gymnasium: ésforta
When: Day 381, post game & much later

Dobroe utro! [ good morning except that, like, it's... not morning anymore. ]

Join me, er, [ wait, no, that's not right. ] uhm, ...all of us! [ childe motions to the sIV perched on his shoulders and then swivels, nearly toppling in the process, to point in five and alexander's generalish direction. spoilers: he's not even close. ] for the best *new* competitive sports game ever; drunk archery.

[ childe turns, gesturing with as much flourish as somebody completely shit-faced can manage at the dozens of poorly painted targets dotting the gym's outdoor astroturf arena. ] It's a qua- quack- quadruple Live!!! Get drunk, do a self-care, have your score tallied, and then get a pat on the head for a job probably done well enough.

[ Venti lifts the whole wine bottle he’s holding in his free hand, waving it back and forth a few times. ]

Self-care!! ♪

( ooc; wild city, sensitIV, taisho roman revolution, & BARiTONES live + heat theme, since idols get to swelter in the hot summer sun going pew pew pew. )

Comments

[childeishly]

[ childe is going to make an attempt to swipe at the bottle venti's got in hand. ] Let me have a siiiip. [ he's gone more than five minutes without a drunk and that's criminal. not seeing straight and seeing at least five of something is imperative to drunk archery. it's in the rules, if you don't believe him. ]

[outofoffice]

[ Titters, lifting the bottle out of reach ]

Beat me in an archery contest first~~

[firstworldproblem]

This is not quite how I envisioned our contest to go, but I won't argue with the assist.

[time5kip]

No one's getting a head pat from me if you're wondering.

[childeishly]

Not even me, sensei? [ he turns into a fox and wanders over, his inability to walk straight sending him several feet away and making it take twice as long to get to five. ] What if I want a head pat?

[deicider]

[Is this a trap. Cardinal gives this set up a long, considering look.]

Which part is doing the self-care?

[childeishly]

Drinking! Or if you do sports for self-care, then the sports! Or maybe head pats is self-care, honestly... it's all bleeding together for me right now. [ he laughs, twirling his bow and almost dropping it, but he somehow manages to catch it by the skin of its teeth. ]

[time5kip]

Apparently getting passed out drunk is self-care now.

[outofoffice]

Definitely the drinking!

[leaveofabsence]

I believe it is a toss-up between watching the others act in such an undignified manner or using enough external stimulus to forget where we all are at the moment.

[firstworldproblem]

Drinking or finding yourself amused at the attempts.

[doublefried]

[ gets out a notebook

puts a little tally mark in it

closes the notebook ]

It's a quack Live?

[time5kip]

He tried his best.

[outofoffice]

He can't hold his liquor~~

[ Venti is perfectly sober despite the bottle in his hand, he's just here to sow chaos ]

[childeishly]

I couldn't remember the word for 4 many! ...four times... many... BUT YES, I declare Quack as an official Live!

[firstworldproblem]

[Peering over his shoulder at the notebook.]

Which group is winning?

[1istheloneliest]

Should I go get a SensitIV now or would you like me to wait until one of you gets plastered enough to pierce something unintentionally with an arrow?

That said I will have a drink.

[outofoffice]

[ RAISES HIS HAND ]

Me! I'm the sensitIV!

[childeishly]

But that's half the fun... the danger~

[time5kip]

I plan on leaving before the arrows start coming. And I'm sober so that shouldn't be hard.

[glidinglight]

Are you sure you're not going to just make yourselves sick?

[ Heat + physical activity + a bunch of alcohol


Just really seems like an inadvisable combination.... ]

[outofoffice]

Lu-- uh . . .

[ oh no what does he call her

THEY CAN CROSS THAT BRIDGE LATER. SWITCH GEARS. ]

Finding one's own tolerance so as to abide it later is also a form of self-care!

[leaveofabsence]

Does being drunk help level the playing field, I wonder, or have you all discovered a new way to handicap yourself?

[time5kip]

That's a question for Caeli's drunk brain, I honestly have no idea what the point is. But it is points for me, so.

[forgottenmercy]

[saw the Live and came with a pitcher of water and several cups, which he is setting off to the side. maybe you'll want this later. or maybe not.]

[time5kip]

[ he's not drunk but it is hot so he's going to go ahead and take one already ]

Thanks.

[gravitydefier]

[just kind of. flat stare. what is even happening here?]

[time5kip]

You can sign up or make more targets for your points.

[crossmyheartandhope]

Spoilers, dude, you don't even want me shooting a bow sober.

[childeishly]

Well now I'm curious. Let's see your skill or your supposed lack of skill. [ hands him a bow. ]