BEACH TAKEOVER LIVE

[daios]

Who: Y'all
Where: The beach!!!
When: Day/Evening 369

[Hello Imeeji, Hiroto is a huge beefcake in a gold speedo on the beach, and is glowing gold too. Can you even look at him? You probably shouldn't, at least not without sunglasses.

If you're in person you can also see that he is 9'7.5".]

As a display of power, I will be throwing people into the ocean for the foreseeable future!

Also as a display of power, I am claiming the beach for YOU-kai, and challenge sea.Di or anyone else I guess to take it from me!

Comments

[byallmeans]

Throwing people into the ocean.

[daios]

COME Kozuru! Let me see how far I can get you.

[He's going after him, and absolutely attempting to grab him.]

[carrionmywaywardsun]

[very audibly laughing as he watches Hiroto chase Mitsuru around :>]

[hasavision]

Uhhhhhh...

[daios]

DO NOT FEAR!

The water will break your fall! Even I, as powerful as I am, surely cannot throw you hard enough for the water to hurt!

[heavenlyvisitor]

[ im sorry, youre how tall? ]

[daios]

[Nine feet, seven and a half inches!]

You!!! Come to me and let me throw you!

[heavyliesthecrown]

[ Opening his mouth--

Closing it. ]

I wanted to offer a counter live as a challenge of some sort, but-

[ . . . . There's no way he's going to be able to challenge this person in anything physical... ]

I can't throw someone into the ocean, to begin with.

[ How is he so tall... ]

[daios]

You can be thrown though!

[One of these bastards is getting thrown and yes he's going to just try to grab this one as soon as he's near.]

[doublefried]

[ shouting from like twelve feet away ]

Excuse me why are you that tall!

[daios]

[Do not stay away, let him throw!]

So that I can reach further!

[carrionmywaywardsun]

[Crow is Looking. also laughing at Hiroto chasing people around.]

--Fuck me, I think I'm gonna go blind.

[scattershot]

It's certainly something.

[forgottenmercy]

[sitting on the beach in a pretty white sundress over a frilly white two-piece under his parasol just watching this.

if he has to spend time with his husband, he might as well get some entertainment value out of it.]

[daios]

[He won't throw him, but he does like. Pause a few times to look at Persephone, and try to look a little better.

But mostly he feels embarrassed to have his gaze.]

[gravitydefier]

[dressed like this and just staring flatly at him. don't even try it.]

[daios]

Ahhh! A challenge!

[He's absolutely going to try.]

[childeishly]

Doubtful. [ said from a safe distance. ] ...though, I would sure like to see you try.

[daios]

Very well!

[He'll run at him. Absolutely trying.]

[bondsofsuffering]

[He's just here with a face that says "try me."]

[daios]

[Points at him.]

You do not get thrown!

[tothosewhobait]

Big.

[daios]

AHA!!!

One of the ocean ones! Have you come to reclaim your land?

...... your water?

[scattershot]

[Something about this seems like overkill.]

... I'm not even going to bother trying to deny it. Exactly what are you trying to prove?

[daios]

[Poor sweet Alisae.]

Hmm! I wanted to see the furthest I could throw!

[ibedeadpeople]

What's your record so far?

[daios]

I think I threw our Kozuru the furthest, though it is hard to measure distance except visually.

[He squats to try to be closer to her eyeline before holding up an arm.]

Got him about this far.

Counter-live: Beachy showing off

[crossmyheartandhope]

Okay, my dudes, show off your people-tossing or other beach-related skills.

Someone better surf or what's even the point of a beach party?

Re: Counter-live: Beachy showing off

[scattershot]

All right. Where are the surfboards?

[caniscorde]

[ ... grimacing at him... and squinting, even with the mask over her eyes. ]

You've gotten infuriatingly large.

[daios]

What can I say, I eat my vegetables! Fuahahahahaaa!

[worthathousand]

[ ......fuck, why is this so cute.

Amaranth stands at a slight distance, looking stern—mostly. Watching Hiroto chase down Crow... it’s funny, alright? So what if she can’t quite help an amused snort as he goes in for the tackle?? ]

[daios]

[He's immediately awkward when he notices Amaranth watching.

Almost like your hero is watching you make a fool of yourself. Your hero and also your mother in law who you killed.

He absolutely trips over his feet once because of it.]

[rolebreaker]

[ fuck you he's got waterbending now

and a whole ocean at his disposal. a very large portion of which just suddenly rises up from the ocean in a snake-like stream, and slams towards hiroto from behind. ]

Get out. And take that off.

[daios]

[Hiroto is absolutely blasted which is a lot, but he's not gonna let it ruin his day, picking himself back up and shaking off like the bad dog he is.]

Take what off?

[softlyfalling]

[ .............

claps, very slowly.

some things you just enjoy because they're stupid. ]

[daios]

[By the time he gives her notice, he's tired out.

Throwing people, running away from Izanagi, getting turned into a clam and tossed TWICE, getting ice cubes poured over him... Boy, he's wiped.]

Come to supervise me, have you?

[salientfacts]

...ah, everything's still lively, isn't it...

[daios]

As long as we're here, it will be.

[Whether they want it to be or not.]

[maidenheaven]

[ literally has sunglasses on that he's purchased specifically because he knows hiroto glows now ]

If any one of them starts drowning, what will you do?

[daios]

I will go get them!

[Obviously? Drowning people is a bad and boring kind of murder.]