☆ZRAEL

[rollplayinghouse]

Who: ☆ZRAEL & visitors
Where: ☆ZRAEL
When: Day 344, during/post-game

[A ☆ZRAEL post for current-time ☆ZRAEL activities.]

Comments

[rollplayinghouse]

[Glory missed this newest game, but is still suffering some effects from the previous game; she has been working in the kitchen for hours, cooking and baking... pretty much everything you can think of. Several chickens are distributed across the banquet table, along with pasta, curry, sides... there are definitely at least three cakes as well, and various pastries, cookies, and candies. Currently she appears to be attempting to tempura-batter and fry ice cream, which doesn't appear to be going very well, the ice cream just melting in her pot of oil.]

...Maybe it's too hot in here for it to work...

[It is in fact pretty hot, due to her having both ovens going most of the day. She has at some point stripped down to her underwear. She also still has her devil horns and tail.]

some hours post-game

[weenwoon]

[knock knock knock on zrael door who could this be]

[rollplayinghouse]

[who could it be!

certainly no one that means she shouldn't answer the door in her underwear with flecks of melted ice cream on her face. she wouldn't want to keep them waiting.]

[weenwoon]

[This is not what he was expecting, but. You know. This day has been wild enough already that Levity just stares at Glory (in her underwear), then nods and hands her a kale smoothie he stole from Cosmo.]

Does this count as food or do you have to stab me?

[rollplayinghouse]

[takes it and considers]

...I'll generously count it. Come on in.

[as he does he can probably see they're not lacking food at the moment]

[weenwoon]

[WOWEE... INCREASED FOOD]

Are you... planning a party or something?

[rollplayinghouse]

No... I just felt like cooking.

[as if just realizing...]

It is a lot, huh... maybe I should have a party. Or hand some of it out to people...

[weenwoon]

...It could be nice. I think some units would need something to cheer them up after the game...

[rollplayinghouse]

...The potato game? Or was there another one already?

[come to think of it she hasn't seen some people in a while...
she checks her phone]

...ah, I see. Looks like ZRAEL won, at least...

[weenwoon]

Oh--that's a relief... I haven't seen any of yours, but I'm glad they're safe. My unit won too, but... Heart Soldier and Baritones did not fare so well. Pep, too... I think LiliS got away with some minor injuries at least.

[He's... going to sit down and try to steal a plateful of pasta.]

Can I eat this? I didn't realize until I came here, but... I haven't eaten in a while.

[rollplayinghouse]

...Of course. Eat whatever you like.

[it's spaghetti napolitan]

What kind of game was it?

[weenwoon]

[Nice. Time for spaghet.]

...We had a total of 20 punishments of varying severity. At the start we would pick one at random without knowing what it is. Then we'd eliminate several during each round, once again without knowing which punishments we would be eliminating. It was possible to eliminate all the less severe punishments and be cornered into only having the gruesome ones left.

[He breathes out quietly.]

It went on like that until there were 5 boxes left - one that we'd selected at the start and four random ones that hadn't been eliminated. We would be given a chance to either accept a known punishment or take our chances and hope that the box we'd selected was either less severe or safe completely. That... was the main gamble for many, I believe.

...Baritones got one of the worst punishments. Parasites, physical and mental. They're... Nero and Cardinal had to knock them all out to stop them from trying to hurt themselves.

[rollplayinghouse]

[she steps into the kitchen to wipe herself off a bit and turn off the stove while he eats, coming back out after.]

...More random stuff, huh. It figures. Hmm...

[weenwoon]

[He nods, tracing random patterns on the plate with his fork. A lot on his mind.]

Yeah.

[And, looking up at Glory,]

Should I undress too? Is that a thing?

[It... Actually sounds like a serious question.]

Re: some hours post-game

[avestan]

[whomst

peers at]

Re: some hours post-game

[weenwoon]

[It's a mask man in fin clothes, handing Doodle a kale smoothie.]

This is food. Is Glory in?

Re: some hours post-game

[avestan]

[looks down at the smoothie]

This is definitely not food.

Re: some hours post-game

[weenwoon]

Explain how it's different from soup.

Re: some hours post-game

[avestan]

If you brought me a cup of cold green thickass soup I wouldn't accept that either.

Re: some hours post-game

[weenwoon]

It's still food.

Re: some hours post-game

[avestan]

Shit, you found a loophole. I'll have to ask Glory to change the sign so it says you have to bring food that doesn't suck.

Re: some hours post-game

[weenwoon]

It does say "bring food", not "bring food while taking into account the personal tastes of whatever member of ZRAEL happens to open the door, even if you've never met them before".

[He's so smug about his victory. He's also confident in his ability to argue his way out of "don't bring food that sucks".]

I'm Levity, by the way. Is Glory in?

Re: some hours post-game

[avestan]

You think I'm gonna tell you shit after you call a smoothie a soup and sass me?

Re: some hours post-game

[weenwoon]

Yes. I wouldn't have asked otherwise.

Re: some hours post-game

[avestan]

You thought wrong.