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[failedsafe]

Who: Itty BiTties and adjacents
Where: BARiTONES
When: 326-327 post hearts

[how we doin fam!]

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[failedsafe]

[Lily is in the kitchen baking up a storm, it seems like.

She.

She is also very glittery, like you know those really fun bath bombs? Yeah looks like she had one, in like galaxy colours. It's all over her. Probably very fetching actually. Oddly enough, though, she's not getting any of it anywhere, least of all the food she's making. Probably a blessing, though, no one likes the sparkle herpes.

You might also find her in the aquarium or the library holed up reading somewhere.]

[mourningson]

[spots her while she's baking, giving her a quick lookover]

...what do I comment on first?

[crossmyfingers]

Is that an infection?

[lefthandpath]

[... on the one hand, food.

on the other hand, sparkles?]

Er... Miss Lily?

[syckophant]

You know, between you and Lahabrea, I firmly believe that BARiTONES eats better than any other unit.

... Is there an occasion...?

[tradesecret]

It seems your exterior matches your sparkling personality.

[temperedinpride]

[There are Kale Smoothies and healthy sandwiches and salads for people if they're hungry!

Lahabrea is also around if you need him though he may be mainly in Emet's room, the door is open for people.]

[crossmyfingers]

[why]

[why this]

[have you heard of taste]

[failedsafe]

[knock knock

she's sipping a smoothie tho]

[lefthandpath]

[he is always hungry, of course.

he is also moving things out of alignment to see if that's still a thing.]

[tradesecret]

[ Bringing in a pot of mild herbal tea and a teacup ]

Thank you for the meal.

[crossmyfingers]

[Adios Mofo is just chilling on the couch, looking through his phone, and muttering to himself.]

150 from that live, running one got me 600, 2 games at 300 each, add 150 from bonus traits, abilities are 6000 so I can get at least one so I should pick the one that'll keep me alive the longest which is probably going to be the one with the widest range which'll be Bad Whiskey Blues since you can essentially turn rain into alcohol and then set a widespread fire as necessary...

[mumble mumble mumble]

[lefthandpath]

... that's certainly one way to use that ability.

A quicker way would just be to just give your opponent blood poisoning by turning their blood to alcohol.

[syckophant]

You know I actually can't remember the last time there was rain. We should try it with snow sometime too!

[auguryofinnocence]

...Well that's creative. Those circumstances are far too specific though.

[When...did Baritones get someone new, how did he not notice besides Pistol missing.]

[mourningson]

...it would certainly do the job quickly.

[tradesecret]

Ah, we should get you a water-gun.

[lefthandpath]

[in addition to Crown's usual habits of eating everything put in front of him, he is standing in the doorway of his bedroom and poking around on his phone with a frown. the inherent conflict of his need to conserve money vs an actual want to change things up and... well, be a little selfish.]

[auguryofinnocence]

Having a crisis?

[syckophant]

What's up, Crown? You're looking indecisive~

[mourningson]

There are chairs.

[stirtheblood]

[knock knock knock Baritones!

who the fuck is this guy]

[crossmyfingers]

[OPENS THE DOOR.]

[Stares.]

[Who the fuck is this guy.]

[auguryofinnocence]

[Hi bit, guess who's here, are you surprised? Well mostly he's in Emet's room with The Gang, or reading in his own, but technically nothing is stopping anyone from invading the reading nook at least.

But also he emerges now and then, at least to make coffee or be a bit of a cryptid standing in your kitchen, eating a turnip like it's an apple, in the dark.

anyway idk if you need him he's here]

[failedsafe]

[She actually cryptids in the dark too and doesn't feel like turning on a light.]

Who's there?

[This is easier than walking a few feet to hit the switch.]

[syckophant]

[It's weird, coming out of a game feeling??? Arguably better. Definitely different and not in a bad way, necessarily.]

So was that a "game"? And should we be debriefing...?