an intro

[stirtheblood]

Who: LiliS
Where: LiliS
When: Day 326, late morning (after hearts)

[Hello LiliS. Your door is locked and there is a strange man in your kitchen. He's making quite a lot of loud banging noises, and when you come out to see, many of the contents of the cabinets are strewn over the floor or the counters.

The man himself is barefoot in sweatpants and a crop top, which means his tattoo is very apparent.

He's currently paused his chaos in favor of inspecting the coffee maker and muttering to himself.]

Maybe you make liquor in this thing...

Comments

[runawayprince]

[!!!!]

He better not!

[Damn it John why are you right???]

[theyregooddogs]

Well, he's already got plenty of motivation. Better hope there's some kind of unlikely clash.

[runawayprince]

I just wanted him to stop breaking our kitchen...

[theyregooddogs]

Just because someone tried to get rid of you within your first ten minutes doesn’t mean you should do the same in turn when you’re on the other end. Give new ones a little more of a chance.

[runawayprince]

Hey! That was hazing. This was more about trying to save all of us a headache. Except for that guy. Let him go break their kitchen instead.

[theyregooddogs]

The headache comes later when you make a bad first impression. People aren’t above killing on their first day, depending on how having no memories and having a unitmate with a poor temper catches them.

[runawayprince]

Huh. Guess I should have tried to give off more axe murderer vibes with Coriander then.

[That is not what the take away is and he knows it.]

I’ll at least warn him he has to come back once he has his alcohol.

[theyregooddogs]

We can't all be Jeffrey Dahmer. Some of us are just Ted.

Already ahead of you. We do have some liquor in the dorm.

[runawayprince]

Oh. Guess that's a good way to keep him here.

[Smart, team dad.]

[theyregooddogs]

As long as he doesn't get the wrong idea. I'm not an open bar.

[runawayprince]

Maybe charge him money?

[He's so full of good ideas today.]

[theyregooddogs]

Doesn't have any yet. Not trying to profit off anyone, either.

[runawayprince]

Fair. I guess it'd be kind of shitty to charge your unitmate money for stuff anyway.

[No one let him be the one to decide these things anyway.]

What do you think of him?

[theyregooddogs]

Eh, there are reasons to.

[slight shrug]

Not much? Why?

[runawayprince]

Ha. Like what? Other than me picking on the guy.

[Hm.]

Just curious. Wondering if our dynamic is going to start changing, I guess.

[theyregooddogs]

If you're providing a service or doing something for them.

Not likely, little shifts don't cause changes, just the big ones.

[runawayprince]

Right.

Like if we lost half the unit or something?

[theyregooddogs]

Exactly. Tends to happen in waves rather than all at once, though.

[runawayprince]

I keep hearing about it but this is the first time I've seen it, I guess.

[He shrugs.]

Does this mean someone is gone?

[He hasn't checked lately, to be honest.]

[theyregooddogs]

You'll get used to it. —Maybe.

. . . Yeah. Coriander. [said with a hollow tone]