an intro

[stirtheblood]

Who: LiliS
Where: LiliS
When: Day 326, late morning (after hearts)

[Hello LiliS. Your door is locked and there is a strange man in your kitchen. He's making quite a lot of loud banging noises, and when you come out to see, many of the contents of the cabinets are strewn over the floor or the counters.

The man himself is barefoot in sweatpants and a crop top, which means his tattoo is very apparent.

He's currently paused his chaos in favor of inspecting the coffee maker and muttering to himself.]

Maybe you make liquor in this thing...

Comments

[stirtheblood]

[Vicious has his head buried in a cupboard, but he hits him in the head with a pack of coffee filters as he tosses them out of the way]

[mourningson]

[...]

Excuse me, is this how you live?

[stirtheblood]

Eh?

[straightens and looks him over]

Your guess is as good as mine, kid.

[mourningson]

My guess is indeed "yes."

[stirtheblood]

Well, I certainly am right now.

[mourningson]

I'm grateful that my own unitmates are nothing like this.

[stirtheblood]

Yeah? Lucky you. What unit are you on?

[mourningson]

BARiTONES, though I imagine that means nothing to you.

[stirtheblood]

Nah, I've heard of 'em! That's the booze unit, right? Guess you really are lucky!

[mourningson]

...because of the alcohol.

[stirtheblood]

Uh, yeah? I'm not talking about the pleasure of your company.

[mourningson]

I was getting at calling me lucky purely for being on the unit with the useless alcohol ability. My company is the least pleasant.

[stirtheblood]

What's useless about it? You don't have alcohol and then you do have alcohol. That's a use.

[mourningson]

I am incapable of drinking alcohol.