an intro

[stirtheblood]

Who: LiliS
Where: LiliS
When: Day 326, late morning (after hearts)

[Hello LiliS. Your door is locked and there is a strange man in your kitchen. He's making quite a lot of loud banging noises, and when you come out to see, many of the contents of the cabinets are strewn over the floor or the counters.

The man himself is barefoot in sweatpants and a crop top, which means his tattoo is very apparent.

He's currently paused his chaos in favor of inspecting the coffee maker and muttering to himself.]

Maybe you make liquor in this thing...

Comments

[heavenlyvisitor]

[ he looks around the corner, out of his bedroom door, staring unimpressed!! ]

[stirtheblood]

[He continues his inspection of the coffee maker for a few more seconds before turning to look at him.]

Problem?

[heavenlyvisitor]

Yes, I have a problem! Show some respect!

[stirtheblood]

Why should I?

[heavenlyvisitor]

This is the home of this unit. There are other people, here -- This is their haven. Even if you're a new member, we're going to have a problem if you can't act as if others deserve respect in their home.

[stirtheblood]

Well, I have a problem givin' respect, so I guess we've got problems all around, huh?

[heavenlyvisitor]

...Mmh.

Firstly, tell me whether or not you have any memories, so that I know if I'm dealing with an infant or an idiot.

[stirtheblood]

Guess that respect thing doesn't go both ways, huh? Just because I don't remember anything doesn't mean I'm incompetent.

[heavenlyvisitor]

No, we'll blame the incompetence on something else.

[ he speaks while he types, punching what is that flower that smells like meat into hoogle (hell google) ]

Rafflesia, then.

[stirtheblood]

What's that supposed to mean?

[heavenlyvisitor]

Those who don't remember their names, on this unit, are given a flower as a placeholder until they can. This one suits you.

[stirtheblood]

What, did you pick out some kind of incompetent flower?

[heavenlyvisitor]

No, I picked out one that smells like decaying beef. ♡

[stirtheblood]

Oh, we're goin' straight to insults on personal grooming, then?

[he pulls his shirt (further) up to sniff it]

I smell fine.

[heavenlyvisitor]

Physically, maybe.

[stirtheblood]

Yeah? And you think you've gotten a good sniff of me already in some other way?

[heavenlyvisitor]

It's your emotional smell.

[stirtheblood]

You must be a real quick judge of emotional character.

Or maybe you're just the kinda guy who expects other people to make way for him, and when they don't, decides they're worthless so you don't have to think about that too hard.

[heavenlyvisitor]

Ah? Isn't that description a little ultraviolet to be making in the same breath as "quick to judge"?

No, though. That's not my character at all. I don't expect anyone to make way for me, but do expect a memoryless newbie to understand their blank position and respect the safe place of our home.

I'm not a kind person, or a pushover -- So, I'll fight back when you've made your appearance noisy and rude.

[stirtheblood]

It was just a suggestion.

So, I'm s'posed to know the rules without remembering anything, but you're allowed to be just as rude if it's in retaliation? Is that a benefit of not being in a "blank position," whatever that means?

[theyregooddogs]

Hey. Were you at the last game?

[heavenlyvisitor]

-Which one? There was something recently, but I'm unsure if it was a game ...

[theyregooddogs]

Conceptually, it was the same. You okay?

[heavenlyvisitor]

[ he nods. ]

Nothing bad happened. It was annoying, but simple and harmless.

[theyregooddogs]

Alright.

[uh]

I mean, that's good.