prepare for trouble (make it double)

[hissterics]

Who: Anyone
Where: Hotel lobby
When: Day 313

[ Hello everyone! It’s your Daily Zrael, but with a twist this time.

Kohime lounges floating in midair, tail flicking -- and then bares her teeth in a grin. Behind her, Sabre is reclining on the ceiling, tail flicking idly. Somehow. She just seems to be defying gravity up there.]

A long time ago, I did a monologue on how to tell us apart. Oh, but wait -- wasn’t that Sabre? But who can really tell the difference, right?

[ Kohime(?) straightens up, dropping to the floor, and pulls her hair into a ponytail as Sabre often does.

Oh, wait. ]

Guess what? You all got duped. How embarrassing for you. I mean, so many of you hate one of us but not the other-- and when it comes down to it, you can’t even tell the difference.

[ She breaks into laughter that’s just slightly too triumphantly giggly to be a proper Villain Laugh(tm), oh well. ]

Thanks for your participation, though!

[And, from the ceiling, “Sabre” pulls her ponytail out, leaving her hair loose, and chimes in:]

I figured we’d pull off our little challenge, but man, some of you –– seriously? Come on. I’m disappointed. There were even some close calls, there –– and I definitely don’t want to here any “aha, I knew it all along!”

No one is gonna believe you. No one. But hey, bonus challenge: which of us is which now?

[She laughs a little, tail swishing, and drops down next to Sabre/Kohime/SeriouslyWhomst and leans on her shoulder.]

We’ve even made it easy for you, this time~

((Zrael + Avante monologue/challenge Live! 450 points + hosting bonus for Zrael and Avante, 300 points for everyone else.

For the Mistletoe Post, “hissterics” was actually Kohime-as-Sabre, and “purrnicious” was actually Sabre-as-Kohime because cats :3 ))

Comments

[purrrnicious]

. . .

Ew.

[selfpreservationist]

Don't knock it until you've tried it.

[purrrnicious]

Literally all I know about you is that you're half of Griffin's dad and you talk to strange girls about "threesomes".

[selfpreservationist]

So you're admitting you're a "strange girl"?

[purrrnicious]

[rolls her eyes]

I guess we can add "is immature" to the list.

[selfpreservationist]

That's fair. After all, I am only about three months old at this point.

[purrrnicious]

. . .Are you telling me this because I said I didn't know you?

[selfpreservationist]

I also enjoy poetry, fine wine, and spending time with my wonderful friend and trusted companion, Sabre.

[purrrnicious]

Oh, sure, your "trusted companion" that you can't tell apart from me?

[selfpreservationist]

Yes, her. Do you always interrogate your friends to ask if they might be switching places with their double? No, of course not. That would be absurd.

Just because I failed your little test doesn't mean she's any less trusted.

[purrrnicious]

You seriously don't?

Wow. Now I really think you don't know her.

[selfpreservationist]

Well, perhaps I should. If you're going to make a habit of it, then it sounds like we'll be getting to know each other better.

[purrrnicious]

Oh, yeah, I'm definitely going to infiltrate your dorm. You won't catch me then, either.

[selfpreservationist]

Have fun exploring the underwater sex dungeons. We've all got one.

[purrrnicious]

. . .

Now I really think you don't know her.

[selfpreservationist]

[he just grins]

And you know, if you want to come over, you don't have to sneak in. You can just knock on the door. But bring food, please.

[purrrnicious]

Pff, nah. I haven't brought any yet.

. . .Actually, every time I go there, someone gives me food.

[selfpreservationist]

That tracks. Clearly we're all mistaking you for Sabre.

[purrrnicious]

You still haven't done something about that ocean?

[selfpreservationist]

The one with the bloodthirsty sharks in it? No. I like to go swimming with them from time to time.

[purrrnicious]

[Pointedly:]

If I hate it, Sabre hates it.

I don't know what's so hard to get about this for you people.

[selfpreservationist]

I'll let her speak for herself on this one.

[purrrnicious]

Seriously?

I just told you about a thing that bothers someone and your answer is you're not going to do anything about it unless the person who will never bring it up herself tells you herself?

Wow.

[selfpreservationist]

Why wouldn't she bring it up herself?

[purrrnicious]

Well I wouldn't bother telling you anything again! The first thing you did is find an excuse to not have to do anything about it!