hissterics: (221)
Catra ([personal profile] hissterics) wrote in [community profile] imeeji_frontstage2020-12-13 01:41 pm

prepare for trouble (make it double)

Who: Anyone
Where: Hotel lobby
When: Day 313

[ Hello everyone! It’s your Daily Zrael, but with a twist this time.

Kohime lounges floating in midair, tail flicking -- and then bares her teeth in a grin. Behind her, Sabre is reclining on the ceiling, tail flicking idly. Somehow. She just seems to be defying gravity up there.]

A long time ago, I did a monologue on how to tell us apart. Oh, but wait -- wasn’t that Sabre? But who can really tell the difference, right?

[ Kohime(?) straightens up, dropping to the floor, and pulls her hair into a ponytail as Sabre often does.

Oh, wait. ]

Guess what? You all got duped. How embarrassing for you. I mean, so many of you hate one of us but not the other-- and when it comes down to it, you can’t even tell the difference.

[ She breaks into laughter that’s just slightly too triumphantly giggly to be a proper Villain Laugh(tm), oh well. ]

Thanks for your participation, though!

[And, from the ceiling, “Sabre” pulls her ponytail out, leaving her hair loose, and chimes in:]

I figured we’d pull off our little challenge, but man, some of you –– seriously? Come on. I’m disappointed. There were even some close calls, there –– and I definitely don’t want to here any “aha, I knew it all along!”

No one is gonna believe you. No one. But hey, bonus challenge: which of us is which now?

[She laughs a little, tail swishing, and drops down next to Sabre/Kohime/SeriouslyWhomst and leans on her shoulder.]

We’ve even made it easy for you, this time~

((Zrael + Avante monologue/challenge Live! 450 points + hosting bonus for Zrael and Avante, 300 points for everyone else.

For the Mistletoe Post, “hissterics” was actually Kohime-as-Sabre, and “purrnicious” was actually Sabre-as-Kohime because cats :3 ))
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[personal profile] purrrnicious 2020-12-13 08:13 pm (UTC)(link)
[Does not look ashamed at all.

In fact, she just looks insufferably smug.]

Hey, nerdboy~
bluescreenwhitedragon: ([e] 060)

[personal profile] bluescreenwhitedragon 2020-12-13 08:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Proud of yourself, are you?
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[personal profile] purrrnicious 2020-12-13 09:54 pm (UTC)(link)
[oh sweetie, that face you're making]

I'm not angry any more. Proud might be too much for something so easy.
bluescreenwhitedragon: ([anime] 003)

[personal profile] bluescreenwhitedragon 2020-12-13 10:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Right... Stupid me. Not expecting you to lie to my face not less than 24 hours after giving me a holier-than-thou lecture about being trustworthy and dependable.

That won't be a mistake I make ever again.
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[personal profile] purrrnicious 2020-12-13 10:22 pm (UTC)(link)
[She stiffens, ears going flat and narrowing her eyes.]

Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't realize the stupid kissing plants were a life or death situation you were depending on me for.
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[personal profile] bluescreenwhitedragon 2020-12-13 10:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Too high a bar for you to clear.

You couldn't even pass on not enjoying humiliating me in public.
purrrnicious: (F-35)

[personal profile] purrrnicious 2020-12-13 11:06 pm (UTC)(link)
[Her tail snaps so sharply it nearly cracks, and she blinks rapidly, tearing up.

Congrats?]

Right, sure, I'm the worst, right? I'm just worthless to you, because I actually had a little fun in whatever time I've got left? How dare I switch places with Sabre for a couple hours, you're totally right, it's the worst thing anyone's ever done.

I thought you were different, but you're just like everyone else. You can leave.
bluescreenwhitedragon: ([Card] No one holds cards like this)

[personal profile] bluescreenwhitedragon 2020-12-13 11:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Those are your words and your insecurities, not mine.

But fine. Paint me as your villain of the week.

You've already replaced me anyway with you new best friend. So she can sort you out this time.

[And then he turns to storm off]
purrrnicious: (F-33)

[personal profile] purrrnicious 2020-12-14 12:57 am (UTC)(link)
Don't bother coming back.