That butler, judging you all

[untiltheend]

Who: Taisho Murder Revolution
Where: Taisho dorms
When: Painfully early in the morning after Betrayal

[Did you perhaps think you'd get to enjoy a nice sleep-in after all that trauma? Nah. There's the pleasant smell of brewing coffee, courtesy of the only sane and most morally upstanding member of this Unit what the hell y'all.]

Good morning! Coffee or tea?*

[* unless you are Five and not pathetically hiding out with BARiTONES. Then he just asks if you want coffee.]

[Or you lot can just cry about your ~*~trauma~*~ amongst yourselves too. Let me know if you want to thread with Mister Overwhelming Sympathy specifically.]

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GROUP TEXT TO ALL OF TAISHO

[time5kip]

[ Wow, he is strategically retreating to Baritones because of reasons, okay. But he was completely missing after the game, and at some point in the morning, all of Taisho gets a group chat notification ]

Valour 5: I'm at Baritones, but I'll come back before three days have passed
Valour 5: Should anything happen and you believe my presence is necessary, notify me immediately.
Valour 5: My relationship with Alexander has now turned romantic
Valour 5: that's unrelated to the game or me being at baritones but if I'm already giving a group notification I might as well get it out of the way
Valour 5: I will not be taking any questions

Valour 5 has left the chat

Not here, just being judgemental

[untiltheend]

[You know what announcing your trysts publicly is, Five? Exhibitionistic, that's what it is.]

Re: GROUP TEXT TO ALL OF TAISHO

[syncintohell]

Mssr: I have no desire to ask questions about this arrangement of yours, and in fact would like to say that the less I hear about it the better.
Mssr: But I will wish you congratulations, if it brings you happiness, as few things in this rotten world are capable of lighting the way forward
Mssr: And though I disapprove of your current choice of partner, I will accept it for as long as it continues to bring you joy.
Mssr: In the future, however, I ask you tell me absolutely nothing of it.

[firststone]

[ flops down on some couches in the public area, with her hood pulled up ]

No thanks, they both make me sick.

[ what trauma ]

[untiltheend]

Oh, so? Well, that will not do if my assigned role is that of a butler - I should be able to serve each member of this unit something they can stomach.

[neigh_sayer]

[LATER IN THE MORNING

KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK]

[artisticliberty]

[answers the door]

C? Good morning.

[sunflowering]

[ Sometime after Fox has already answered the door and let him in she wanders out of her room.

She's tired. And has a couple of butterflies fluttering around her head that sometimes just... become part of her and disappear. And then break away from her-- and keep reforming. ]

Oh... C-san is here. Good morning.

[firststone]

[ waves from her spot on the floor cushions ]

You're up early, huh?

[ she

has a completely different demeanor and way of talking now. soft gentle airy voice -> obnoxious rasp ]

[syncintohell]

[ LATER means Shu is awake. ]

It has been some time . . . I would not have expected now to be when you chose to visit.

[artisticliberty]

[EXCUSE ME, I WAS SANE* THE ENTIRE TIME

*this is up for debate, honestly]

Oh... coffee, please.

[fox, ftr, came back that evening and got cleaned up, disappeared for a while, and didn't come back until much later in the night]

[firststone]

Welcome back~

[ waves from her typical lounging spot ]

I didn't see you come back in.

[syncintohell]

[ Shu comes in later just because he's rarely up in the morning, so Fox is back by the time he's made himself presentable

Pats him on the shoulder as he passes by before going to sit down with his own tea ]

Morning. I was uncertain if you would be returning to us so soon.

[untiltheend]

How nice that brewing coffee will not just be effort put into one single person.

[The resident coffee addict a k a Five, he means.]

How are the members of Heart Soldier Senshi doing? [He's asumming. Five mentioned a lover, so.]

Also a group text

[auguryofinnocence]

[And also in the morning, just after Five's because oh right they're going to make a fuss if he just disappears again.]

Vergil: I suppose I should also inform you all I have been and will continue to be at Baritones to avoid any worry. Five will be fine with us.

[But don't bother telling him if something's going on. And he won't be announcing his relationship thank you.]

Day 279, Morning

[tradesecret]

[ knock knock, mimosa fairy! ]

1/2

[sunflowering]

Is anyone going to get the door?

[ From another room. ]

. . .

. . . . . . .

Anyone?

[ . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ]

Geez! It wouldn't kill anyone to try and be hospitable for once. You guys could at least try to show a little effort!

[ PROBABLY PASSING A FEW TAISHO ALONG THE WAY TO THE DOOR ]

2/2

[sunflowering]

[ Getting the door, and-- ]

Ah-- Yvette-chan. Hello.

[ A smile. ]

Did you come to see someone in particular? Or want to come in?

Also Morning

[fromthedepthsof]

[This witch probably comes over after C rather than with him, though C might still be here. KNOCK KNOCK.]

Re: Also Morning

[sunflowering]

[ Outside of her and Fox... maybe the newbie, and sometimes Shu, her unit is bad about answering the door. So here's Kaguya...! ]

N-san--hello.

[ Smiling. ]

Did you come to see Shu-san and Tsukinaga-kun?

Day 279 morning also

[avestan]

[knock knock]

1/2

[sunflowering]

[ Is everyone here a morning person. She is about to start charging anyone who wishes to come visit them before noon for disturbing the vampire unit. ]

[sunflowering]

None of us are really morning people...

[ She's probably still in her nightgown at the moment as she yawns sleepily, wings stretching behind her and fangs visible, before rubbing her eyes and approaching the table.

To put her head on it face down. ]

[firststone]

Mooorning.

[ reaches over across the table to bop the top of her head ]

[composeur]

[ this is a top level to establish that leo came home and then headed straight to his room and shut himself in and has yet to come out

he has the kittens with him

he may have also positioned the cat tower in his room in front of the door. you know. as a barricade. ]

[sunflowering]

[ He's getting a light knock on the door at some point in the morning. ]

Mm... Tsukinaga-kun?

[bloodyrose]

[Emotionally Blinded by Heartache & Rage is different than not being sane.

Blearily: ]

Coffee will do. Looks like you've familiarized yourself with the kitchen rather quickly.

[And easily. Although, as Zero is (now otherwise) the primary unit member who utilizes the kitchen, everything is kept tidy and organized to begin with.

Anyway. He moves to sit at the table almost as soon as he's left his room. Standing for too long is tiring.]

[firststone]

Mooorning.

280

[auguryofinnocence]

[Guess Vergil's finally coming slinking back a couple days late. You can yell at him.

Being feral, doesn't like indoors, and after Trauma he extra doesn't like indoors, so he'll be out in the garden practicing violin.]

Re: 280

[syncintohell]

[ Well, is any part of him grey. Shu will inspect him from a distance rather than starting off scolding, standing at the door to the garden. ]

281

[gigadevilbreaker]

[Knock knock?? Hopefully it's okay that Nero's here without notice. He's got a bucket of ice cream.]

Re: 281

[auguryofinnocence]

[No one answers the door around here sorry Nero.

He'll have to knock a while.

Eventually Vergil gets fed up with the insistence and goes to the door.]

What --

Oh.

[Please come in. He steps out of the doorway.]