imeeji_frontstage | Pizza party

[having snagged a particularly cheesy slice of sausage and mushroom, flopped down on what at least appears to be a beach blanket]

Well, took a while, but we got this checked off the bucket list, finally. How's it feel to have made such an accomplishment?

[Is probably halfway through his second slice already.]

I mean, it's no gold medal, but there's pizza to eat and fake sand between my toes. I'll take it.

Fake sand between your fake toes, huh? ...Do you actually have toe joints?

Hey, I've got five that work just fine.

Seriously, having no sand between your toes sounds like a bonus in my opinion. But now I'm curious. Are they all molded together like an action figure or something?

[Just going to pull his boot off and show her. There are toes, but they don't really bend the way the joints on a regular toe lets it bend.]

[...also, man. There sure is a lot more wear on this leg than the last time she saw it. A lot of these screws are stripped to hell. LIke, all of the scrws are stripped to hell.]

They're kinda legit? Can't really wiggle em much, though.

Don't really need to, do you?

...Might wanna get a tune-up or something, though. Or does that count as detailing?

[Pulling off the other boot, cause he might as well stick his real toes in the fake sand.]

I'll get around to it. Got a toolbox and some spare screws, just gotta swap em out.

Probably smart. Definitely something you don't want to have fall off.

I dunno, what if I wanna go swimming or something? It'd be pretty handy to have it come off then, right?

[Finishing off the last of this pizza slice.]

Only if you'd decided to remove it. Just seems like a bad surprise is all.

...Can you swim? I mean, technically there's no water in here.

...like, in general? Or in here?

[Pauses a beat.]

I mean, technically, the answer to both is, "I don't know."

Mostly meant in here, but I guess in general works too.

[puts down the pizza in favor of shucking off her boots and rolling up her pant legs]

I wanna know how wet this fake water is.