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[asonoficeandfire]

Who: FiN and guests
Where: FiN dorms
When: Day 240, post game

We tried so hard, and got... to middle ground, which literally did nothing for us. But at least we're good at cute and wholesome advertisements?

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[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[Yep. Angel is just doing that now.

Opening the two doors with FiN powers once he sees who is it from somewhere in the common room.

It's probably fine.

Welcome to FiN]

[puzzlekeeper]

[ FIN????

Wandering in VERY CAUTIOUSLY, tbh.

He's depositing two bottles of wine next to wherever Intensity is camped out. ]

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[Apparently prepping the sleepover room for a sleepover.





No, he doesn't know what he's doing. This is normally mom's job. But mom is currently drowning in the bathtub.]

Heart make it back to the dorm in relatively one piece?

[puzzlekeeper]

Yes. Heart is fine, if fed up.

[ Well except D.Va but uhhh

There's only so much D.Va insanity he can personally supervise rn ]

. . . You look like you need help.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

You have a soft room.

[Tosses a pillow randomly somewhere]

How the fuck do they work?

[puzzlekeeper]

Spoken like someone who's never been comfortable in his life.

[ Excuse him while he arranges things into appropriate:

- pillow piles for solo flopping
- pillow piles for group flopping
- blanket burrito stations
- blanket sharing stations
- blanket-only flopping areas for those with minimal needs ]

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Low priority. I'll get around to it.

[Why the fuck are you good at everything?

Taking a wine bottle and settling in the minimal-needs blanket pile, thank you very much]

[puzzlekeeper]

[ Once things are arranged for MAXIMUM COMFORT, he carefully takes a seat next to Intensity. ]

It seems like you have your hands full.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[Next to him? Excuse you, sir!]

Incorrect.

[Pulls King into his lap with the hand not holding the wine bottle]

Now I have my hands full.

[puzzlekeeper]

[ He was trying to be mindful of the kids!!!

But he settles in Intensity's lap easily enough, rolling his eyes. ]

I'll give that a 3/10.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Fuck that! That was way better than your "Got any Kings?" pun.

[puzzlekeeper]

[ --Laughs, taken aback. ]

You remember that?

1/2

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[Stares King straight in the eye and shoves him off his lap.

And now wrestling to open the wine bottle]

Not for long.

[puzzlekeeper]

[ Sprawls on the floor in front of him and laughs his ass off ]

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[Nudges at him with his boot]

Did you volunteer yourself at any point?

[puzzlekeeper]

[ The laughter tapers off and he rolls over onto his stomach, resting his chin on his folded arms. ]

Once.

[ Because Hiryuu bamboozled him out of the second time. ]

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[Picking at the cork of the wine bottle, but not actually trying to open it now]

Which round?

[puzzlekeeper]

Round two.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[Double -17s...

Just gives up on the wine bottle completely, setting it aside as he pushes off from the wall. And pillows his head against King's lower back (minding the wings, of course) and bending his knees so he'll fit in the space.

Staring up at the ceiling:]

Props to using your armor.

[puzzlekeeper]

[ Huffs a bit, performatively.

Pushing him off your lap and then using him as furniture in a room full of eligible pillows? Sir. ]

. . . It was Mori's idea.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[But this is the best pillow in the dorm now. And he only wants the best]

Seems like I should be bringing alcohol to Mori. Does he even drink?

[puzzlekeeper]

I don't know . . . but I think you have an insider on your team that you could ask.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Oh yes, but they are just normal rivals. Not like Duality and Cupcake.

[Folds his hands over his stomach]

But point taken. I'll leave that task to tomorrow me.

[puzzlekeeper]

Yes. For now I think you should take it easy, fussing aside.

[ Since he knows fussing takes first priority. ]