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[asonoficeandfire]

Who: FiN and guests
Where: FiN dorms
When: Day 240, post game

We tried so hard, and got... to middle ground, which literally did nothing for us. But at least we're good at cute and wholesome advertisements?

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[arealeyeopener]

[handcuffed still




rubbing against a table corner to scratch his back]

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[Why are you handcuffed? Here. In the house.




Wait.

This is actually convenient.

Grabs him by the handcuff chain and starts dragging him down the hallway.]

[arealeyeopener]

Dearest nooooooo.

[DRAGGED ALONG]

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Quiet. You wanted to drown in the tub, didn't you?

[And dragging Shine off toward his room]

[arealeyeopener]

Oh thank Jesus.

1/2

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[And through his barely lived in bedroom to some rich asshole's bathroom]

Yours to use until the stupid effect wears off.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Don't actually drown in it. I make a terrible single parent.

[arealeyeopener]

I live here now.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[Cool.

Just.

Breaks the handcuffs with his metal hand. Sorry whoever these belonged to. It was probably a FiN so they could probably repair it]

[arealeyeopener]

[scratchscratchscratch between tugging off clothes]

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[Turning around and turning on the bath with FiN powers.

Reflexively:]

Stop scratching.

[arealeyeopener]

Oh wow that will make it better thanks Intensity I never thought of it that way.

[INTO TUB]

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[Still turned around]

Then tell me what you want as a proper distraction. The booze fairy isn't here yet.

[arealeyeopener]

I dunno I was counting on the drowning.

[okay the water is nice and a relief, letting out a breath]

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Only if you really work for it.

...

If you tell me where your secret unit swap stash is, I'll grab you a bottle.

[arealeyeopener]

Closet, under some winter jackets.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

I'll be right back.

[And turning to head for the door]

[arealeyeopener]

Thanks.

[sinks under water briefly before popping back up

scratching is still happening but has decreased in intensity]

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[He will take this small favor.

And come back with whatever bottle from Shine's stash that looks most likely to kill him]

[arealeyeopener]

[time for some eldritch bullshit

popping this bitch open and taking a quick swig]

Thanks.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[Leans back against the counter, arms crossed]

. . .

Any regrets about how we played?

[arealeyeopener]

Wish only I went up three times in a row.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Tired of seeing everyone else hurt?

[arealeyeopener]

Just a little.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Well we can't have mom turning into a paladin.

But maybe that just means you need some outlet for your frustrations?